Michelle Allen

[nonce]

SEPTEMBER 30--Meet Michele Allen. The Ohio woman, 32, was arrested Saturday night after she got liquored up and began chasing **** and blocking traffic in her Middletown neighborhood. Allen was wearing a cow costume at the time of her arrest, as can be seen in the below mug shots (one of which includes a clear shot of Allen's udder). A police report does not indicate why she was so dressed. Allen pleaded guilty yesterday to disorderly conduct and sentenced to a month in the local lockup. Mooo

 

[nonce]

SEPTEMBER 30--Meet Michele Allen. The Ohio woman, 32, was arrested Saturday night after she got liquored up and began chasing **** and blocking traffic in her Middletown neighborhood. Allen was wearing a cow costume at the time of her arrest, as can be seen in the below mug shots (one of which includes a clear shot of Allen's udder). A police report does not indicate why she was so dressed. Allen pleaded guilty yesterday to disorderly conduct and sentenced to a month in the local lockup. Mooo

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[kcrit42q]

i bet the cops could not stop laughing when she came in

 

[nonce]

i bet the cops could not stop laughing when she came in

I'm sure they did, mad cow :1orglaugh

 

[senob44]

How was she able to pee on her neighbor's porch? Through the udders? lol

 

[Torre82]

Hot damn. I didnt realize someone broke this story yesterday. Ah well, double the exposure to that 'Mad Cow'.

 

[nonce]

Hot damn. I didnt realize someone broke this story yesterday. Ah well, double the exposure to that 'Mad Cow'.

No worries

 

[tartanterrier]

God.I never knew BSE fucked with your head that much :eek:

 

[belgianass]

Moooooooooo ...

 

[nonce]

Moooooooooo to you too! Booo

 

[Cannon_X]

George Carlin describes this best.

"I differentiate between maniacs and crazy people. A maniac will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo. Ok. A crazy person will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny costume at the time!"