Miami - Possible Ground Zero for Zombie Apocalypse?

I still wouldn't risk it. Safer with the Zombies.

i'd be more worried about all the meth heads cruising around than sarah palin honestly. like i said, i've never seen her...zombies are way more predictable than tweakers too. i almost feel like moving lol
 
I wanna see the toxicology report on this fucking guy. But, in the event that it is in fact the beginning of the zombie apocalypse....I say fuck em! bring it!
 
More fun!:

A New Jersey man allegedly cut out his entrails in front of police and then threw bits of his flesh and intestines at them.

The gruesome scene played out at a home in Hackensack, N.J., where 43-year-old Wayne Carter allegedly barricaded himself in on Sunday, NBC New York reported.

Officers got a call that morning when a witness said Carter was threatening to harm himself with a *****. Two cops responded, kicked in the door and found Carter in the corner, the station reported.

Carter allegedly ignored officers' orders to put down the *****, and instead began stabbing himself in the abdomen, neck and legs.

An attempt to pepper spray the ******** man had no effect, the Associated Press reported.

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The fuck is going on in this world?
 
Three things you need in order to survive a zombie apocalypse.

1. KITT (Knight Industries Two Thousand) - The Hoff's talking car.
2. MacGyver on your team.
3. Burt Gummer on your team because he'd bring along his whole arsenal.

Anything and everything else could quite possibly lead to failure and death in the end.

And that's saying something, because that bitch (Palin) sucks hard.

I hope she swallows as good as she sucks. I'd love to find out first hand anytime.
 
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