Men, Now We're Fucked

[Hot Mega]

UK scientists have created sperm from stem cells. (Well, we're not officially fucked since women have been able to reproduce pop shops (sperm banks).

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=14391202&ch=4226714&src=news

 

[STDiva]

Reproduction was the only thing I had going for me.

 

[Kingfisher]

Here's some stem cells for ya :rubbel:

 

[Jeep!]

Why waste time and money on sperm cell manufacture when there's already too many damn people around? That same research could have been funnelled towards brain cell manufacture for alzheimers and parkinsons patients or trying to grow new organs for transplants.

 

[JayJohn85]

Yea man besides medical purposes most genetic research is pointless like cloning and stuff as the world is already far too populated.....The upper echelons most all be dreaming of having enhanced offspring with all this crap.

 

[Lungzyn]

So potentially you could get impregnated by sperm from a female?

 

[JayJohn85]

I wouldnt worry about it anyway sure havent scientist been saying for ages about diminishing sperm count in general in the species. All a pile of balls that wont mean jack if peeps dont actually sort out the planet, Yep its gonna shrug off humanity very soon in the form of some serious averse weather and natural disasters and thats only if the greenhouse effect doesnt get us first lol.

 

[Hot Mega]

So potentially you could get impregnated by sperm from a female?

I think they said the ESCs were gotten from male embryos.

 

[gunslingingbird]

How long before someone puts it into cartridges that go into a rechargeable dildo and sells them for $29.95 each? Sort of like a "get yourself pregnant" kit.

 

[calpoon]

Yea man besides medical purposes most genetic research is pointless like cloning and stuff as the world is already far too populated.....The upper echelons most all be dreaming of having enhanced offspring with all this crap.

that's why they should render everyone sterile and just make all of us "immortal". It's in our technological capacity to virtually reengineer anyone from our time through cell duplication and psych-personality programming.

 

[hammerer]

Might corporations have to pay child support for these kids?

 

[titsrock]

Our only means of survival now is to have candy flavored Viagra so that our loads taste like Cotton Candy, sour apple, or whatever flavor the ladies like....:dunno:

 

[Hooorny]

Why waste time and money on sperm cell manufacture when there's already too many damn people around? That same research could have been funnelled towards brain cell manufacture for alzheimers and parkinsons patients or trying to grow new organs for transplants.

word

 

[max0rz]

actually OP, this may be beneficial to men.

those unfortunate souls who are firing blanks, now have a means of procreating.

 

[om3ga]

actually OP, this may be beneficial to men.

those unfortunate souls who are firing blanks, now have a means of procreating.

On the other hand:

GUYS!!! We're unemployed!!!.....:weeping:

 

[Legzman]

Why waste time and money on sperm cell manufacture when there's already too many damn people around? That same research could have been funnelled towards brain cell manufacture for alzheimers and parkinsons patients or trying to grow new organs for transplants.

:glugglug: good point!

 

[tittenman]

Worry not my fearing friends, they have tried this in mice for a while and none of the offspring turns out healthy or for that matter survives for very long as far as I know. So if woman wants to stick that in her pipe and smoke it after telling me I ma no longer needed. So I would say we have about 15-20 years left until science perfects it and then were history!

 

[Skyraider22]

I'm Married:1orglaugh

 

[Kil4Thril]

Worry not my fearing friends, they have tried this in mice for a while and none of the offspring turns out healthy or for that matter survives for very long as far as I know. So if woman wants to stick that in her pipe and smoke it after telling me I ma no longer needed. So I would say we have about 15-20 years left until science perfects it and then were history!

Bingo. I've read synapses of the studies. It's a LONG way off from being perfected. They have also since stopped using embryonic cells altogether- now they can get the stem cells from anyone's mucous membranes.

 

[pornophile]

engineered sperm??? but my nuts make billions of sperm every day for free! this is more redundant than cheerleaders at a women's beach volleyball game