Lobster Tale (Source: The Internet)
One morning at around 5am, 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted with a burning tide of muck. She screamed wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci lying unconscious on the floor of her bathroom. Running down her leg was a stream of brown and green syrup.
In order to transfer her to a stretcher, the medic lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, exposing her vagina, at which point a creature no larger than a fingertip wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucus. It was a tiny mud-shrimp. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt nausea setting in, but found that the entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud-shrimp, flipping and splashing at a furious pace.
It is believed by police that two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical pleasure, holding a lighter under the creature's head causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian porno video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.
Ms DeLucci later died of a combination of shock and head injuries sustained when she collapsed. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of her DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobsters' tail joints. The lobster's head was lightly burned with lighter fuel, and it's digestive tract was found to be full of mud-shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms DeLucci's vagina when she was torturing it.
Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period. Doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud-shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular 'Sea Monkey' pets sold throughout the US. Overnight the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes...
One morning at around 5am, 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted with a burning tide of muck. She screamed wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci lying unconscious on the floor of her bathroom. Running down her leg was a stream of brown and green syrup.
In order to transfer her to a stretcher, the medic lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, exposing her vagina, at which point a creature no larger than a fingertip wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucus. It was a tiny mud-shrimp. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt nausea setting in, but found that the entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud-shrimp, flipping and splashing at a furious pace.
It is believed by police that two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical pleasure, holding a lighter under the creature's head causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian porno video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.
Ms DeLucci later died of a combination of shock and head injuries sustained when she collapsed. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of her DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobsters' tail joints. The lobster's head was lightly burned with lighter fuel, and it's digestive tract was found to be full of mud-shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms DeLucci's vagina when she was torturing it.
Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period. Doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud-shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular 'Sea Monkey' pets sold throughout the US. Overnight the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes...
