Male self defense

[monicasilver]

I sense a little hostility. Btw, I **** peeps but a shot of bourbon would help the pain.

I LOVE peeps! I let them get a little stale. When the marshmallow is a little hard..yummy!

 

[Ace Bandage]

Here's how you disable a woman: hide her shoe collection (might need a warehouse) and take her credit card. That will put her in the ***** position...

 

[Asianlov69]

to really disable about tell her that she is fat...

 

[dadolfo]

What's the next challenge?

can you make your penis erect?

 

[BlueBalls]

You would think that if a guy were to run directly at you in the street wearing nothing but a light green banana hammock, most rational people would go in the opposite direction as fast as they possibly could (except me of course :yummie.

So just by standing there and not taking any action you have to conclude that she deserves everything she gets. If someone can't take on board all of that visual stimuli and think; "yep, time to get the fuck out of here" then I'm sorry they're just stupid and stupid people have no place within this organisation......