Male self defense
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I'm pretty sure the woman was disabled the moment she saw him wearing her underwear!
The first shot may cause pain and cause a woman to stumble forward, but unlike how a 'grazing' blow to your man parts will drop you boys to your knees faster than Rosie O'Donnell will eat a cheeseburger; clawing, smashing, twisting and pulling on our breasts will hurt, yes, but we will still be able to click off the safety and pull the trigger afterward. You boys on the other hand, if the same were done to your man parts, would be squirming on the ground, ****** for your mommy, wishing the Easter bunny was there to give you a marshmallowy peep to help you forget the pain.
Now, and I may loose my member card for sharing this, but....if you break one of our nails...we're finished...
The first shot may cause pain and cause a woman to stumble forward, but unlike how a 'grazing' blow to your man parts will drop you boys to your knees faster than Rosie O'Donnell will eat a cheeseburger; clawing, smashing, twisting and pulling on our breasts will hurt, yes, but we will still be able to click off the safety and pull the trigger afterward. You boys on the other hand, if the same were done to your man parts, would be squirming on the ground, ****** for your mommy, wishing the Easter bunny was there to give you a marshmallowy peep to help you forget the pain.
Now, and I may loose my member card for sharing this, but....if you break one of our nails...we're finished...
I thought yanking a woman nipple was the best way to disable a woman.
Nah. You have to yank her credit card.
Or destroy her shoes collection.
I sense a little hostility. Btw, I **** peeps but a shot of bourbon would help the pain.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
When I was in high school I was horsing around with my girlfriend. We were just play-wrestling and goofing around. So what always happens when girls and guys do that? The girl will inevitably try to hit the guy in the balls. She missed and when she left herself open, I came in with a quick flip/flick of my finger and caught her dead across her nipple. Lucky shot, but it hit her bullseye. Through the blouse and her bra, but instantly, she crossed her arms across her boobs and tears welled up in her eyes. I mean, I felt really terrible! We weren't trying to really hurt each other.
But unless you're talking about something extreme, different girls can take more or less ***** of their nipples or boobs than others. Just like some guys can take a shot to the nads more or less than others. Some guys even get into being kicked or punched... look at all the CBT sites. And some girls get into tit slapping, nipple clamps and the like. Just depends.
But from what I've seen over the years, if you really latch onto a girl's nipples and twist even a little bit, if your hands go north, she'll go north... if your hands go east, she'll go east. And if she's on her period (with swelling and increased sensitivity), if you're not careful, you'll put her in real & true pain.
I just get the tazer out to keep the woman in line...
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i think she would have been blinded when she saw him with that thing on
That would really hurt but not disable us....we can still write checks!
Or destroy her shoes collection.
Nearly a mortal wound but so long as we still have checks, we can replace them.
I think in relation to a twist of a nipple compared to a twist of the sack, the boy is going to his knees first!
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I think that this could simply have been a picture of the guy in those underdaks.
How to disable a woman: wear a man thong/banana hammock. they'll run every time.
How to disable a woman: wear a man thong/banana hammock. they'll run every time.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
:dunno: I didn't realize it was a contest of genders. Can you write your name in the snow?
OK then!!! :nanner:
:dunno: I didn't realize it was a contest of genders. Can you write your name in the snow?
OK then!!! :nanner:
I can, but I prefer to do so in HillHopper's handwriting.
:dunno: I didn't realize it was a contest of genders. Can you write your name in the snow?
OK then!!! :nanner:
Sure! I can pee and do the crab walk at the same time. I might get frostbite and some pee on my hands, but, pay me enough and I could do it!
What's the next challenge?
wha?
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Now that takes true talent. I probably would pay to see that. Need an agent? :1orglaugh
Anyone else disturbed by how squeezed and pancaked this thong wearing douche bag is making her tits? Gawd! this dude wearing a thong is enough to make we not want to fight!
