Lol, I used to think that...

[member006]

After my little ****** was born, I was 4 years old and I asked my m-m: "Next time can you make me a cat?"

Thats cute. Thank you for bringing back a wonderful memory of a story my m-m told me. My m-m said when I was about 3 or so I kept asking for a sibling, she told me she didn't know if it would ever happen. She knew it wasn't (hysterectomy) but of course wasn't about to try to explain to a 3 year old. Anywho, one day watching tv I had my head resting on her tummy. Lifting it suddenly I exclaimed "Mommy you're not going to have a baby, you're having kittens." She then announced it was time to get lunch, explaining to me it was simply her stomach growling.

LL

 

[BlueBalls]

When I was extremely young, like 3 or 4 years old, I thought that the world used to be in black and white because all the old television programs only showed that. :1orglaugh

I thought that when i was about 4 or 5 :hatsoff:

 

[tunsty]

I thought that when i was about 4 or 5 :hatsoff:

lol...there wasn't by any Chance some plinkety-plonk piano playing in the background was there?:1orglaugh

 

[phunckybobo]

When i was like 4 or 5, i thought we didn't die, we juts moved away where no one could ever visit us.

 

[bigbadbrody]

I used to think that if I ate all my brocoli i'd get hair on my chest

I used to think that thunder was the Angels bowling and lightning was God taking a photo of them

I used to think that rain was Gods tears

I used to think that the Boogie man lived in my closet and that the bed bugs were really going to bite me

 

[squallumz]

girls got pregnant from kissing. ...i was young ok!

 

[Magnet]

When I was extremely young, like 3 or 4 years old, I thought that the world used to be in black and white because all the old television programs only showed that. :1orglaugh

your not the only one lol :1orglaugh


When driving down the road looking out the window on a really hot day that the road really had water on it.

 

[devlinvelez]

I thought that the moon was made of cheese and every time there was half or crescent moon some one went and too a chunk and brought it to earth.

That Mr.Softee gave their ice cream treats away for free.

 

[phunckybobo]

I used to think that if I ate all my brocoli i'd get hair on my chest

I used to think that thunder was the Angels bowling and lightning was God taking a photo of them

I used to think that rain was Gods tears

I used to think that the Boogie man lived in my closet and that the bed bugs were really going to bite me

lol. angels bowling... funny.

 

[AFA]

What silly thoughts and ideas did you have when you were a ***?
Did you really think that money grew on trees?..or that there were really monsters in your closet?
or how about your toys moving and talking by themselves, when you weren't there?



a couple of mine..

I used to think that..

Street lights were switched on and off by someone sitting in a room full of switches..he would look out of a window, see that it was getting dark and switch every streetlight on.:1orglaugh

I used to think that..
Pictures of people would be watch me as I moved around a room.:eek:

I used to think that politicians were special people and had our best interests in mind and could be trusted. I was a stupid *** then.

 

[Facetious]

Girls always **** and I wondered why they didn't die. :dunno: :o

 

[jibbijib]

When I was little I used to think everything "paused" when I closed my eyes... Only because when I blinked... Sometimes I would close my eyes trying to pause the world lol

Also used to think the thunder and lightning thing, and the god's tears thing too.

I used to think that the Sun would listen to me when I sang to it, because it would always be nice weather the next day (in summer of course lol)

 

[AverageAllStar]

I used to think there was an actual stairway or ladder to heaven.

 

[fiend138]

If I ate a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in my stomach. (I accidentally ate one once and started panicking)

I thought the exact same thing too

 

[mister22]

I used to think that if I covered my face with my hands so that I couldn't see, nobody else could see me.
I still remember that ..

 

[Supafly]

I believed that I would die when I would go into the water at the beach before half an hour went by after dinner. When one day during holidays I forgot and jumped in, I realized I just had eaten and I cried because I now had to die. Didn't happen, though, I learned something that day.

I believed there were the normal-sized horses I saw on TV and then there were those giant horses I saw when I was 5 years and visited a **** of a grandpa of one of my buddies. Those horses I remembered were something like ten feet tall and quite massive! I dreamt one night I was a little cowboy riding into town on one of those, what a great *****!

It took me a few years to learn that those giant horses don't really exist.

 

[Cubs Suck]

I thought an actual bull was going to crash into my house if my *** drank schiltz malt ******.

after watching wargames, i rushed to the nearest computer, thinking that i can activate the pentagon computer by typing in joshua

 

[Facetious]

The ****** pictures on the wall are watching me !! :eek:

No matter where I move about, within the room, their eyes are always looking at me ! :helpme: :shy:

 

[BROSight]

I was exposed to the movie the Exorcist when I was 5 and I always felt that she's going to jump out and nab me from any dark place. Sadly I still do today and I don't feel that I can ever be rehabilitated from this traumatizing memory.

 

[FAH-Q]

i used to think that my babysitter was a fat cow that couldnt get up to watch me. i was right too. :hatsoff: