Living Dangerous: What is the Most Risky Thing You Have Ever Done?

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member
Let's hear your tales of almost getting caught, busted, or just something daring you've done in your past. It doesn't have to be dirty, but if it is, we will surely all fap.



So, lets hear it! What's the riskiest thing you've ever done?
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
I plead the fif. :yoda:

 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
USMC 89-93
Rock climbing; rugby union; rugby 7's; owning a Belgian Malinois; law enforcement.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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Will really wants that AHOTY. Vote for him at the link below my signature. Or vote for someone else, but he's the best Asshat Freoones has ever seen. And you've seen enough pictures of me to know damned well I look nothing like that.
 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member
Will really wants that AHOTY. Vote for him at the link below my signature. Or vote for someone else, but he's the best Asshat Freoones has ever seen. And you've seen enough pictures of me to know damned well I look nothing like that.

You don't have donut crumbs like that, right? No, excuse me, Power Ring crumbs. My friend was a Sheriff. I know better.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I ride a Harley.
 
I was going to post something about letting my friend drive my mom's car at 100 mph while I laid on top if the roof holding onto the roof rack like it was the luge. But in light of Ace's post, it wasn't shit.

But it was one of the stupidest things I have ever done and gives me chills to this day thinking about all that could have gone wrong.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I was going to post something about letting my friend drive my mom's car at 100 mph while I laid on top if the roof holding onto the roof rack like it was the luge. But in light of Ace's post, it wasn't shit.

But it was one of the stupidest things I have ever done and gives me chills to this day thinking about all that could have gone wrong.

Nah. None of that stuff was really that bad. If you're prepared nothing is too dangerous. I've scaled back in my old age, though. I haven't played rugby in ten years and I haven't climbed since 1997. My dog has nipped at a couple people but the most pain she's caused me is to jump up on me and hitting me in the nuts with her paw. And people are easy as long as they're treated with respect.

But riding on your mom's car?

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xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
I ride a Harley.

Even though I hear all the time that I, "look like a biker", I don't ride because it is inherently dangerous. All the guys I know that ride say that it's not a matter of IF, but WHEN you go down. Maybe that makes me a pussy but I value not dying or being maimed in a crash that's apparently inevitable. One of my bro-in-laws hit a fucking deer one night on his chopper and almost lost a leg. Took him over a year of rehab to walk and he's still not 100%, and that was probably ten years ago. You got more sac than I do.
 

bofuvum

Closed Account
:rofl:

Reading these.. I honestly feel like my life has been boring. What dangerous thing should I do first to catch up to all of you?? ;)

It turned out she lived right up the street from me. She treated me good. I wish I was more mature at the time.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Ate hash Chocolate last year...yea, my life is fairly boring. haha
 
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