Lies!

[Shifty]

Have you ever flat out lied to someone to impress them?

Of so, what did you say? :clap:

 

[biomech]

No. But on another subject.
Did I ever tell you I invented the internet?

 

[lurkingdirk]

I once told people that you could see Russia from my house in order to be elected to a very important office.

 

[turtle825]

The following statement is true.
The previous statement was false.

 

[YMIHERE]

I always lie. Nice thread.

 

[knowone]

I once told people that you could see Russia from my house in order to be elected to a very important office.

How did that work out for you? and did you finish your last job?

 

[lurkingdirk]

How did that work out for you? and did you finish your last job?

It worked out great! It lead me to become the spokesperson for all the smart people in the nation, and because I was so busy with that, I was able to open my previous job to someone new! Everything is perfect, the voting public is clearly ready for me as a leader, and I'm not at all deluded.

:tongue:

 

[jod0565]

"I always tell the truth, even when I lie."

 

[fake_ono]

i told her the dress didn't make her ass look fat.

:surprise: she wasn't impressed at all :uohs:

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

My name's not really Vlad19 but it got me onto Freeones.

Oh, and I'm not from Bucharest either.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I once told a woman I coined the phrase "Pardon my French".:dunno:

I once told a woman that I don't eat cake because it goes right to my thighs.:dunno:

 

[DJCowboy]

The following statement is true.
The previous statement was false.

I don't understand. You just said the first statement was true... but then you said it wasn't true in the next... I don't get it... Why is my head hurting so much!? AHHHHHHHHH




By the way, I once told a woman I'm the reason why the metric system never came to the U.S.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I once said I was Batman. Then I ejaculated prematurely and she figured out I was lying cause I didn't have any Bat Viagra in my utility belt.

 

[maildude]

HAL9000 lied to Dave Bowman. And now four astronauts are fucking dead, while another has ****** into some creepy-assed dimension.

 

[Mayhem]

I told the Army that I never smoked dope.

 

[Supafly]

My name's not really Vlad19 but it got me onto Freeones.

Oh, and I'm not from Bucharest either.

No, you are from Florida, but your name IS Vlad.

Vlad Maksimchuk, aight?

 

[bustybbwlover]

No. But on another subject.
Did I ever tell you I invented the internet?

here i was thinking that it was al gore...also i ended the cold war by exploiting the ruskies collapsing economic system to the point of collapsing our economic system...and trickle down economics was my idea

 

[phanto_1985]

I told her my dick seems to Lexington Steele's cock.

 

[LukeEl]

Lies make Baby Jesus cry!

 

[BlueBalls]

My entire life is a lie...