Lies!

[Vlad The Impaler]

No, you are from Florida, but your name IS Vlad.

Vlad Maksimchuk, aight?

See, there ya go tellin lies again Sup.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

In an attempt to get a job at Best Buy I found out the name of the guy who does the hiring and interviews so I called him up, told him he gave me a call and I was confirming the interview date and time. Best lie evar!

 

[Roald]

Yes, told her "I can make you famous"

Ofcourse I didn't tell her it would be in porn

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Yes, told her "I can make you famous"

Ofcourse I didn't tell her it would be in porn

You told me the same and now I'm forced into tranny porn and monthly Tijuana tours :crying:

 

[Roald]

You told me the same and now I'm forced into tranny porn and monthly Tijuana tours :crying:

True, but only because you screwed up the donkey show.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I only lie to get into a girl's pants. That's perfectly acceptable.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I once said I was Batman. Then I ejaculated prematurely and she figured out I was lying cause I didn't have any Bat Viagra in my utility belt.

You know what's ironic? That very same night, when you said you were Batman and then prematurely ejaculated, I too told a lie. I made you totally believe that I was a girl. HE HE HE!!! :boobies: