"Libs" vs. "Neocons" Threads.

[PlasmaTwa2]

Communism!?

I think not. :nono:

We will fight you just like we did the Red Coats.

You know what happened to them.

Fighting is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I don't believe in fractions (or the Metric System). Everything is a whole number to me. Recipes never seem to work out right for some reason...

The metric system will be by your house tonight to help you bake a big pan of CATCH UP WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD YOU MUTHAFUCKA.

I hope you two have a lovely evening.

 

[pete rose]

Know the power of the Metric System!

 

[Will E Worm]

Fighting is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.

We are not the "borg" Communism is not a form of government.

It's treason in America to even suggest that we need Communism. :nono:

 

[Ace Bandage]

damn ive been had

why must you best me all the time

I think it has to do with being a gigantic jackass. Nobody has ever beaten me at that before. Ever.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

We are not the "borg" Communism is not a form of government.

It's treason in America to even suggest that we need Communism. :nono:

Well of course you aren't the Borg. Right now you are just smelly, inperfect Americans with a broken system of government. You're very culture lacks the productivity and strength of a Communist country. You are erratic, conflicted, disorganized. Every decision is debated, every action questioned, every individual entitled to their own small opinion. You lack harmony; cohesion; greatness. It will be your undoing.

:2 cents:

 

[Will E Worm]

Well of course you aren't the Borg. Right now you are just smelly, inperfect Americans with a broken system of government. You're very culture lacks the productivity and strength of a Communist country. You are erratic, conflicted, disorganized. Every decision is debated, every action questioned, every individual entitled to their own small opinion. You lack harmony; cohesion; greatness. It will be your undoing.

:2 cents:

A Constitutional Republic is better than anything anyone will ever think up.

Unless we are governed by the Bible. :hatsoff:

 

[BlueBalls]

A Constitutional Republic is better than anything anyone will ever think up.

Not according to The Reptilians. They know better.

:bowdown:

Unless we are governed by the Bible. :hatsoff:

:eek:

 

[Will E Worm]

Not according to The Reptilians. They know better.

:bowdown:

David Icke. :1orglaugh

:eek:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Unless we are governed by the Bible. :hatsoff:

Which Bible? the KJV you love, which has proven inaccuracies and inconsistent translations of earlier texts? I love that you hold to this translation. It is a bad translation, some day you will have to accept that, or become even more irrelevant.

Being governed by the bible would me what? Who would be in charge? Who would be elected? Would it be a Theocracy with a great big, large print bible making the final decision on all legislation? Would it be the Levites? I know you love the way the Jewish nation has handled everything.

 

[Will E Worm]

Which Bible? the KJV you love, which has proven inaccuracies and inconsistent translations of earlier texts? I love that you hold to this translation. It is a bad translation, some day you will have to accept that, or become even more irrelevant.

Being governed by the bible would me what? Who would be in charge? Who would be elected? Would it be a Theocracy with a great big, large print bible making the final decision on all legislation? Would it be the Levites? I know you love the way the Jewish nation has handled everything.

Oh, you and your Bible conspiracies.

The KJV is the only correct Bible.

I don't agree with Israel on a lot.

There are no more Levites.

 

[PirateKing]

I actually like the country as it is now. The struggle between republicans and liberals creates a perfect balance. Think about it:

-Without liberals the country would become radical and yield all power to the corporations, eliminating the middle class thereby creating masses of poor crackheads. The homosexuals would be sold into slavery and the birthrate of inbred morons would dramatically increase because abortion would warrant the death penalty. The middle east would be a blank space on the map, and there would be a great wall armed with gun turrets lining the Mexican border. Teachings of evolution would be banned and everybody would be forced to worship god.

-Without conservatives, we would be living in the United Sates of China. nuff said.

 

[LukeEl]

Well if it is Libs vs. Necrons....the victory goes to the Necrons...whoa Neocons....damnit I thought we were talking about Warhammer 40K.

 

[Trident1]

Both Libs and Conservatives can wipe each other out. Being a libertarian I'll sit on the sidelines, sip a pop, and watch the slugfest.

Conservatives are uptight but they know how to fight wars, liberals are just smarmy douchehats.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Both Libs and Conservatives can wipe each other out. Being a libertarian I'll sit on the sidelines, sip a pop, and watch the slugfest.

Conservatives are uptight but they know how to fight wars, liberals are just smarmy douchehats.

Libertarian? Ha.

Even if the Liberals and Conservatives killed each other, the Libertarian Party wouldn't make it to the White House. :tongue:

 

[CunningStunts]

Libertarian? Ha.

Even if the Liberals and Conservatives killed each other, the Libertarian Party wouldn't make it to the White House. :tongue:

Sure we would... we all exercise our 2nd amendment rights, not to mention, we'd pretty much let people do what the fuck they want within reason, so we shouldn't have many enemies once the religious, controlling right wing and the commie socio-fascist left wings are gone... those are the only two enemies of freedom I see in the US these days except for the occasional Al Qaeda doucebags

 

[Trident1]

Sure we would... we all exercise our 2nd amendment rights, not to mention, we'd pretty much let people do what the fuck they want within reason, so we shouldn't have many enemies once the religious, controlling right wing and the commie socio-fascist left wings are gone... those are the only two enemies of freedom I see in the US these days except for the occasional Al Qaeda doucebags

:glugglug:

 

[habo9]

Blah blah blah damn neo-cons , blah blah blah liberals , blah blah Bush , blah blah blah blame Obama , blah blah blah Iraq , blah blah blah blah Sarah Palin............

I think I've covered everything

 

[JayJohn85]

Ahh what this thread is pure win!!!! Qapla Pete Rose!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Highlights so far

Do you guys make these threads deliberately to piss each other off? What is up with the sadomasochism? Here's a condensed version of what goes on in these threads...

LIB: NO
NEOCON: NO
LIB: NO
NEOCON: NO

and on, and on, and on...

Very astute and profound. You're the first one to point this out. Can I send you to Israel to resolve the crisis in the Middle East? You have such a way with words...

The west needs it's very own Hirohito. A living god, who we can all serve mercilessly. It's obviously the only viable solution to our problems.

I'm thinking Miley Cyrus?

This from a guy with a Star Trek avatar and a Pete Rose user name. You don't even understand the difference between it's and its. No offense, Scooter, but I'll take your criticism with a grain of salt...

People have argued over idiotic causes since Miller Lite had us choosing between great taste or less filling. Of course we aren't going to convince the other side. That's what makes the fight so enjoyable.

So you get your jollies that way? Weird.

Somehow me having Worf as my avatar, making benign typing errors, and naming myself pete rose lessens the legitimacy of what I'm saying. Are you in the 3rd grade?

God I love freeones.

 

[Trident1]

Blah blah blah damn neo-cons , blah blah blah liberals , blah blah Bush , blah blah blah blame Obama , blah blah blah Iraq , blah blah blah blah Sarah Palin............

I think I've covered everything

Almost,..........Rachel Maddow could make Ron Jeremy sterile.