Las Vegas

*****, ******, eat, ***** some more, ****** some more. Rinse. Repeat.
 
I'm heading there soon with work. Got a couple of free days. Suggestions/recommendations ? Never been there before.

Hang on the strip for fun and the sights but ****** downtown.
 
The Mandalay Bay complex (includes the Luxor and Excalibur) is the place to be for me. Everything you need under one roof....best sports book in Vegas, great restaurants, fantastic entertainment (be sure to catch Criss Angel if you can get a ticket), outstanding casino. "The Hotel" is posh beyond belief if you can afford it. If you want hookers and strippers it may not be the best place to be but there are thousands of cabs in LV that can take you anywhere you want to go.
 
Ceasars Palace pool. It's free to get in, you even get given a free towel. It's maybe not as **** hot as some of the other pools, but it's still pretty sweet.

Head to the lesser visited Double Down Saloon Premium Link Upgrade

Walk up and down the strip ******** cocktails, ****** off your face... All day long. See how many ****** business cards you can pick up off of the irritating "clicky" Mexicans.

Put on an English accent when trying to get with ***** women. That should go for anywhere in the US really, but it especially worked in Vegas.
 
Stay on the Strip and keep your money in your front pockets.
Check out the free shows some hotels have to offer.
 
That girl at the end of the bar giving you the eye, and wanting you to do her, is actually a prostitute.
 
You'll thank me later.....but you HAVE to go to the Burger Bar

Door 13 has super cheap limos (instead of cabs) to get you from the airport when you arrive
 
The Hoover Dam, so you can be like ****** Eddie and ask for the Dam Bait Shop.
 
The Palms is a cool hotel to see and the Playboy club is good but not the best. Check out the MGM or the M Resort too.
 
Spearmint Rhino, greatest Strip club in the US. Will you end up paying out the ass... yes, but if you there with money set aside you will have a good night.
 
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