Seriously... complete waste of time and money IMO. Especially in the US. It's been years since I've even been to one.I don't see the point in strip clubs. You go in, spend whatever your gonna end up spending and you leave wanting more than ever to fuck. So you still end up rubbing one out. Complete waste of money if you ask me!
If you wanna tease go rent a porn flick and watch the whole thing without jacking off, same thing really!
Now if you're ever in East Europe, that's a whole different ballgame. I know a few spots out there that are definitely worth visiting. In those places it's like an all night party where anything (and everything) goes.