I'm visiting a lap dancing club for the 1st time soon and i just need one final bit of advice. I want to get as many dances as possible. how does it work? Do you end up being stuck with the one girl all night or can you select different girls? And what is the normal number of dances a guy should pay for when on his own in one of these places and looking for a good time?
Lap Dancing Club - one last question
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Oh, my god! Are you sure that you're old enough to go into one of those places? Come on, man! If you need to ask these ridiculous questions, my advice is that you should stay the hell away from any strip club. You know why? Because some shark of a dancer - and all clubs have such sharks, even the very coolest - will smell the fresh meat and you will be broke and disappointed in no time.
Strip clubs are for people that are adult enough to make their own decisions about who they are going to get dances with and how many and whether to stay with the same dancer or move on - and when to come and when to leave.
Strip clubs are for people that are adult enough to make their own decisions about who they are going to get dances with and how many and whether to stay with the same dancer or move on - and when to come and when to leave.
Question number 1) You're paying. You can select any woman, or any number of women, you want.
Question number 2) There is no number that's defineable as "normal".
Btw - being as you're new here - next time don't start three different threads on the same topic. Just ask all of your topic-related questions on your original thread.
Question number 2) There is no number that's defineable as "normal".
Btw - being as you're new here - next time don't start three different threads on the same topic. Just ask all of your topic-related questions on your original thread.
I think you should go and watch for your first time. Just check out the joint and watch the girls, have a couple drinks. This way you will be able to see how things are handled at that particular place. You'll probably be able to see the whole process of other guys paying for lap dances and such. Bring plenty of money and have an idea of how much you are going to spend. Leave some extra left over "just in case". Now, strip clubs are really not my thing and I've only been once (and will never go again, I feel it's a waste of money), so take my advice with a grain of salt. Hopefully some of the "veterans" can help you out more.
It depends on how much you're willing to spend. If you're willing to keep spending money you can keep just about any girl you want with you. Sometimes, if a dancer likes you (or smells cash), she will sit and chat with you for a long while. If it's slow you can pretty much get any girl to sit with you if you want. If it's busy and you want a girl to sit with you for a while, you either have to be spending a shitload of cash, or be one hell of a conversationist. As for what's a normal number of dances, that depends on how much you want to spend. I've been to strip clubs some nights when I don't feel like breaking the bank, and I'll just sit back and relax without getting any dances. I've also been to strip clubs when I'm being reckless and stupid, and I've gone home with $1,200 dollars less than I came in with. Going to these places is kind of like sex: you can have everyone in the world tell you about it, but you don't really know until you've done it. You have had sex, haven't you? 
No offense but if what you said really is true THAT would explain ALOT ... about why you don't know much about Strip Clubs or so-called female "Sharks" which FYI exist in more places than strip clubs.
don't worry about acting stupid, no one will care. just don't act like an asshole and they'll be happy. I mean I don't want to ruin it for you, but stripper's are people just like you and me. it's just a job to them. they go home and forget about the whole thing, the only people that they remember are the one's that make their life difficult.
just follow my advice. Go inside, find a good place to sit and watch the action. When a girl comes up to you and asks if you want a dance either say yes or no. If you do get the dance then just sit back and enjoy it. Once she finishes she ask if you want another. If you want another than say yes and if you don't just say no. Its really not the most difficult thing in the world. As for the so called "sharks" don't really worry about them. They can only take money from you if they perform a "service" for you. Just say no if you don't want a dance or whatever. Why don't you just go early for your first time because going late may be a little intimidating in the sense that its going to be more crowded and it might make you feel a little uncomfortable. I wouldn't go in the day because they don't have their "A" team but you can still get the same services and once you get it out of the way you'll be much better. Plus with not that many other people there you can probably get your pick of girl. Just be smart, know how much money you can spend and have fun.
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You know it's really expensive, right?...
Legzman
what the fuck you lookin at?
I don't see the point in strip clubs. You go in, spend whatever your gonna end up spending and you leave wanting more than ever to fuck. So you still end up rubbing one out. Complete waste of money if you ask me!
If you wanna tease go rent a porn flick and watch the whole thing without jacking off, same thing really!
If you wanna tease go rent a porn flick and watch the whole thing without jacking off, same thing really!
Whats gonna happen the first time you have sex with a girl? Are you gonna create a thread for every possible facet of that?
Should I buy her dinner first?
Do I take her to my place or go back to hers?
Which condoms do I use?
Should I tie them off afterwards?
Grow a pair and find out yourself!
He is wise for asking. And it takes more balls to admit you know nothing then to act like you know everything.
It depends on the club. I've gotten head and pussy at strip clubs before. For a nominal fee, of course.
:rofl2: Great point. You forgot to include
Dude, you dont need to go to some seedy strip club...you need to go to a seedy whorehouse and asap!
Now I understand all of the "little *******" questions you have been posting my young liege.
Spanker...don't let all the huff-n-puff and chest-thumping cavemen in this thread depress you or embarrass you....
Senob has given you the best advice. Go to the club, have a few drinks and just enjoy yourself. Don't worry about getting a lapdance.
As you'll see..(here in America anyway)...the girls will come to you when they "circle the room." You don't have to be chasing them around the joint. Some will sit down and chat with you. Others will rub your shoulders or cheek and say something sexy like "I have my eye on you...I'll be back"...
You're in control dude. You can just sit back and sip a ***** and chill. I actually find it very easy to talk to dudes in a strip club. You'll find that most guys are chattier in a strip club rather than a regular bar. You might have a good time talking to unknown guys about hot strippers and sports. That's a lot of time what I end up doing. :dunno:
A lapdance is still a living, breathing, hot girl grinding on your crotch, making you feel great...that's better than popping a porn DVD in and wanking any and everytime....imo...
Senob has given you the best advice. Go to the club, have a few drinks and just enjoy yourself. Don't worry about getting a lapdance.
As you'll see..(here in America anyway)...the girls will come to you when they "circle the room." You don't have to be chasing them around the joint. Some will sit down and chat with you. Others will rub your shoulders or cheek and say something sexy like "I have my eye on you...I'll be back"...
You're in control dude. You can just sit back and sip a ***** and chill. I actually find it very easy to talk to dudes in a strip club. You'll find that most guys are chattier in a strip club rather than a regular bar. You might have a good time talking to unknown guys about hot strippers and sports. That's a lot of time what I end up doing. :dunno:
A lapdance is still a living, breathing, hot girl grinding on your crotch, making you feel great...that's better than popping a porn DVD in and wanking any and everytime....imo...
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