>>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new members!

[FreeOnes_Anders]

We´ve got a contest for you!

Turns out that Petra has been stalking Kermit and managed to snap this photo of him!

Any guesses what went down afterwards when he found out?

Give it your best shot and put it in a post!

If you get it right you can win 200 points!

No restrictions on participation, everyone is welcome and rewarded for joining in!

If you post your idea then you get 10 points, unless you´re a new member, then you get 50 points!

The contest will run until Thursday, June 7th.

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Last weeks winner of "What´s up in fairytale land?" is Taurus513! Congratulations to your 100 points!

The rest of the participants will have their 25 points awarded to them.

The winning contribution is:

"Best face gets first dibs on Alice!"

 

[PirateKing]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

How does Kermit masturbate if frogs don't have penises? Something to think about.

 

[larss]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Frogspawn?

 

[garry1969]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Oh yes, come on, come on!!!!

 

[thepornloveruk]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Miss Piggy is going to get it!!

 

[BRADblk]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Not all those orange guys are swinging a large one... I'm bigger than he is!

 

[tie1lauj]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Oh yea, doggie style doesn't have anything on this, froggie style!!

 

[UnderBro]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Give Kermit a break. Frogs have to beat off sometimes, especially Muppet frogs. Kermit probably went to get more lotion afterwards.


http://gusnyc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/kermit.gif

 

[bobjustbob]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

After a short meeting, Petra agreed with Kermit that FrogOnes is worth a pitch to the suits upstairs.

 

[anuz]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Kermit became hermit

 

[surk31]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Did you see the size of that frog? Kermit is green with envy!

 

[dannocs]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Kermit realized after all these years that he has been doing it wrong.

 

[t90205]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

DAMN that's some funny shit!

 

[BwanaDik18]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

If he's a pervert he probably got aroused of the pic of him masturbating and used it to masturbate.

 

[hotrod808]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

kermit:"damn this asian porn is hot"

 

[VampDude]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

Any guesses what went down afterwards when he found out?

His tiny green penis... He realized he has no pants. :1orglaugh

 

[joilover]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

As we see here, Petra has blackmail material that proves that no matter how much Kermit loves Miss Piggy, he'll always feel like getting a little froggy now and again.

 

[d_jologs]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

so what I have been doing all this time is interspecies porn?

 

[milesobrian]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

I'm just green with envy. That slut Miss Piggy is gonna get my pushin' in her cushion!

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member

i cant make out what kermits saying over the noise of him using his tears for lube and sobbing


and p.s. theres a nightmare on elm street dvd set in the case next to him.