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July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help me?

Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

lol wut
 

Jsmoothpa

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Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

I'm one man with a business plan, looking for people who would like to work for me on what you reading in all my work!
 

alexpnz

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Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

I'm enjoying this Love Hate relationship FreeOnes opened me up too. I'll bet you all $100,000.00 for the first "One" to get me the deal I'm looking for: My movie script will be an Award winning movie script, as sure as you ladies will have a hard cock in you while acting in the movie! It only has over 60 parts for Popular famous, rookie pornstars and webcam girls, models and extras that will be very expensive, but as funny as some of you are, I believe after watching my incredible ways, will be fans for life and will see what I do is much different than those rich guys who just film the first thing that makes thier dicks hard and pussies wet!. While mine is an award winner! It's been my curse my whole life, and I turned writing into formats on how to win awards, contest etc.. If you don't know you haven't been reading my posts! I hope my bbirthday is blessed with a FreeOne and a hot date I do not have to pay for on my birthday!
Sounds good, Chief! :thumbsup:
 

Jsmoothpa

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Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

Well, any time you wanna ring my bell, I'm sure I'd work with you too! Thanks Alexpnz!
 

Jsmoothpa

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Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

What do you suggest?
 
Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

What do you suggest?

Send Petra a PM with a photo of your penis, if its good she will come over for your birthday
 
Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

Send Petra a PM with a photo of your penis, if its good she will come over for your birthday

If it's not, will she send Andrés instead?
 
Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

If it's not, will she send Andrés instead?

oh Anders is coming anyways
 

Jsmoothpa

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Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

I wisj you was cool enough to drop her off yourself, she can take a close up picture herself! She couldn't be scared of my Dick or could she?
 
Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

She couldn't be scared of my Dick or could she?

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Nah! Why would she?
 

Jsmoothpa

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Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

New york, california, or las vegas, i want to be able to dress for sexxx!
 

bobjustbob

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Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

Hey dude. check out this thread. [url]http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?622513-Adultcon-los-angeles-july-27-29-2012-lt-its-on![/URL].

9 VNA models at Adultcon. $579 fly round trip to LA for 3 nights. Pack your scripts up and hop on a plane. This is where porn comes from. Actresses, producers, people with tons of money investing in porn. For $400 you can take a bus. You can wait for these 9 models to visit you or you go out there and see all 9 at one time. If you are all that you say you are then you can hook up for sex and not pay for hotel or meals. Shit or get off the pot pal. This is your birthday right? You want a blow job? Can you find any place better to get one? Don't sit in your house expecting someone to fly you out there. That didn't work for the Florida awards. If you want something you have to get off of your ass and do it. If you don't have the money then find or borrow it. Pay it back later. This kind of a chance doesn't come often. Risk and reward buddy. Get to work on it.

BJB
 
Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

I honestly can't tell if this guy is trolling or is serious.

He's either a genius or a complete moron. I just can't tell.
 
Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

HOOKERS are the solution
 

bobjustbob

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Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

I honestly can't tell if this guy is trolling or is serious.

He's either a genius or a complete moron. I just can't tell.

That's up to him. Shit or get off the pot. Risk half your rent to make a killer deal. He has a week to raise $400 to bus to LA. Scripts in hand dumped into the Mecca of porn. Those models and booths set up aren't there just to have a party. This is a networking center. 3 days with the movers and shakers in porn. The big porn money is here. VIP the whole weekend for $60. That's 3 days to get into EVERYTHING. Step to the head of the line for everything.

Opportunity only knocks once my pal. It takes a man to get off of his ass and open the door. Invest in yourself. If you believe in what you do then do what you believe. This country was built on risk takers. The Irish, the Germans, the Italians. Mexicans risk death running across the boarders to make new lives for themselves. Be one of them.
 

Jsmoothpa

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If you want something you have to get off of your ass and do it. If you don't have the money then find or borrow it. Pay it back later. This kind of a chance doesn't come often. Risk and reward buddy. Get to work on it.

That's what happened bobjustbob, I tried getting off my ass and my mother died. So, my motivation to go all out is kinda holding me down this time, if you can handle this one, the one who gets me to where I need to be can have a hundred grand after my movie is in on shelves and i can leave an option for someone to catch a writer royalty (forever checks) in one of my upcoming movie scripts, I know Vicky Vette won $10,000.00 at the FreeOnes contest. Think of it as in investment, winning the contest got you a special option to pivk up a writer/prodigal savant who will add 490,000.00 to her bank account for the cheap price of $579.00 or $400.00.

How's that for helping the UNSA economy turn around?

Not when I am staying out of jail and disease free!

I'm a Prodigal Savant, it's hard for many people to say when they try to complement me. it's just because of the facts I am a fucking walking, living, breathing Miracle. I often do wonder if I was government experiment that went wrong...
 
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bobjustbob

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Re: July 27 is my 34th Birthday and i don't have a BJ lined up yet, can FreeOnes Help

Sorry pal. You want to hear my tear jerking story? Watched my Dad die 2 weeks before graduating high school. Got into college. 6 months after my Dad left I sat next to my Mother as she went. Graduated college. After a bitter divorce that took my 401k, my daughter was taken away from me from my wife. I haven't seen or heard from her in 12 years. Found a new woman and suffered next to her side as she battled 8 years of cancer. She is gone now. Had to attend a funeral for my 7 year old great nephew run over by a car backing out of a driveway. The tears that ran through my families eyes as I met with them on that day.

Don't tell me your sad fucking story and how long you need to hold onto it. Life moves on. If you have something to do then just do it. Today. Sharks move forward or they die. Think of it as an investment? How about invest in yourself. Either get that money and go to California or sit on your pitty pot and cry.
 
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