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Is Jsmoothpa going to get a blow job for his birthday?

Is Jsmoothpa getting a BJ for his birthday?

  • Not a fucking chance in hell

    Votes: 26 86.7%
  • Of course, he's the man.

    Votes: 4 13.3%

  • Total voters
    30
For fuck's fucking sake, people, don't feed the god damned troll! All he wants is attention! If you ignore him, he will go away. Simple as that.
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
I revise my last suggestion of a strawberry and suggest a truckstop gloryhole now.
 

Jsmoothpa

Closed Account
bIRTHDAY'S AND hOLIDAY'S IS SUPPOSED TO BE SPECIAL. mY MOM DIED THIS WILL BE MY FIRST BIRTHDAY WITHOUT HER AROUND ME. i JUST WANT TO KINDA WILD OUT AND HAVE FUN i CAN???? Usually B-days and Holidays is but anyway. I can't find a job around here to save muy life. that's my problem, so I thought my writing might find me a serious situation that can make me sum money:)
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I'm a year round pusher, I move more paper than people than make more in NY! Every Year, I do like Hef, fuck tha best and make it Rain all over your chest. Millionaire to Billionaire all over something I described in words. Paper pushing Pens, and Pencils, making that Green move mE! I do with what I Got form my enviornmental Influences making my Life a tattoo, ask somebody why???? Tha dolla billz!!!

Na mean?
 

Jsmoothpa

Closed Account
I'm sorry it seems the ladies care, but want more? I have not had a real girlfriend in over four years. I replaced females with work. Now I;m tired of working and am trying to pick my sex life back up. what can I say I'm a project, you can call me a born again Virgin who just wants to lose his virginity to a Porn star!
 
Happy birthday since it is 1206 my time. My suggestion: if you have a rest stop or a truck stop... lot lizzards are always there for some fun.
 

Jsmoothpa

Closed Account
My suggestion you rest your thoughts I'm going to sleep and see tomorrow morning! And going "downtown" (Pittsburgh) tomorrow morning any animals out there that want to do me in the park just pull me over and and tell me you want to give me my Birthday Present and don't forget to say Happy Birthday Jsmoothpa before part...:cool:
 
My suggestion you rest your thoughts I'm going to sleep and see tomorrow morning! And going "downtown" (Pittsburgh) tomorrow morning any animals out there that want to do me in the park just pull me over and and tell me you want to give me my Birthday Present and don't forget to say Happy Birthday Jsmoothpa before part...:cool:

bestiality is a big no-no around here so you know...
 

Jsmoothpa

Closed Account
It was a Happy Birthday just didn't get my Birthday BJ! I guess it's All My Fault? Better Luck next year!
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
^^ I'd pay money to watch you get attacked by ravenous wolverines.
 

Jsmoothpa

Closed Account
Just me, but what does it matter, not like females would enjoy me, muscular handsome, big dick that will exceed 12 inches but WTF would a porn star know about sucking a 12 inch, plus 34 yr. old cock? :goodpost:
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
It was a Happy Birthday just didn't get my Birthday BJ! I guess it's All My Fault? Better Luck next year!

Really? Did you sell a script?
 

Jsmoothpa

Closed Account
I sent it in for copyright registration. And am waiting on Who's Who stuff to follow thru for my other 39 projects only 15 total are movie scripts, and not all are pornos... Don't be shy contact me have some pros cum on me then bring me to meet you.

Who was the first to offer Michael Jordan his first $500,000.00 Nike shoe deal?

I'm thinking the first investment would have to end up one of the richer or richest partner, or business associate. because after lift off you cannot stop Forward Progress, bank interest, or royalty checks from making me richer with every deposit, once I'm comfortable prices will sky rocket, I Guarantee my work and plans, or I just say NO! well, bobjustbob, The VNA girls turned me down, Hugh Hefner turned me down, Bill Gates turned me down, even President Obama turned me down.

Because I never knew business between two or more people could be done with one person working on the project? Or I know what I'm talking about!

Let's see where this takes us in our FreeOnes adventures!

Ladies I started checking out your competition so if you want me as a friend, fan, support, in voting and other FreeOnes stuff, come and pick me up. There are so many talented and wide variety of female talent here, I want to say Thank you, I wish I was Rich! You'd make me Wealthy!
 
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