Jesus Vs Mohammed

[Friday on my mind]

Really? I thought that was Attila the Hun. Or am I thinking of Alexander the Great? :dunno:

Or the crusaders even.A lot of them (religions) have used coercion and threats and outright ******** in history.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Or the crusaders even.A lot of them (religions) have used coercion and threats and outright ******** in history.

"Thou shalt try not to ****, unless the other guy believes in a different invisible man than the one you believe in." - George Carlin

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You have to take Mohammed on this bet. Jesus was a pacifist and Mohammed took up the *****. No contest.

 

[Mr.Bungle]

Mohammed would **** Jesus up the ass with his ***** and then eat him just cuz he's that badass.

 

[mastagambit]

Sorry, worst idea for a thread in the history of man. :thefinger

I'm not gonna say sorry,this is the WORST thread.:thefinger

 

[mastagambit]

Thor would just come and **** em both with his axe.

Thor uses a Hammer.
:1orglaugh:rofl:

 

[Gordar]

Moses, he'd me smart enough to run when he'd get the chance.

 

[nateman7097]

According to literature Muhammed would fight, and Jesus would keep turning the other cheek. Still a dumb thread though. How many people are you trying to **** off?

 

[Will E Worm]

According to literature Muhammed would fight, and Jesus would keep turning the other cheek. Still a dumb thread though. How many people are you trying to **** off?

Jesus turned over the tables in the synagogue.

Jesus doesn't turn the other cheek. :tongue:

Mohammad was a ********, among other things.

 

[habo9]

According to literature Muhammed would fight, and Jesus would keep turning the other cheek. Still a dumb thread though. How many people are you trying to **** off?

LOL None its just meant to be tongue in cheek :rofl:

 

[myalt22]

**** ***, thats some hardcore flamebait right there. :shocked:

 

[Red Spyder]

Well, Jesus has the Inquisition and the Crusaders on his side. Mohammed has Aladdin and the crazy jihaddists, who tend to fight dirty. I'm gonna go with Mohammed on this one. :thumbsup:

Just as long as it's not the Spanish Inquisition....

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!

 

[mastagambit]

......................:*****:

 

[jakeballs77]

Buddha could've and would've seen the bigger picture

 

[habo9]

Found this and remembered about this thread




Mohammad was a mean MF

 

[HELLRAISER]

I think George Carlin would say Joe Pesci would straight both those cocksuckers out with a baseball bat and i'd agree

 

[316sherm]

I got a hundred dollars on Jesus!:rofl:

 

[mrtrebus]

I think George Carlin would say Joe Pesci would straight both those cocksuckers out with a baseball bat and i'd agree

NO! they would both smite Pesci!!!!!!

 

[JayJohn85]

If JC existed it has to be him.....The dude was one serious kick ass paladin who could exercise demons with lay on hands.....For all of you not in the know....Lay on hands is a healing spell!

 

[habo9]

Even if Mental Mohammed ****** JC"Superstar" , JC would just keep rising up from the dead so JC would end up winning anyway , he could just out live the camel **** drinker:angels: