Jesus Christ
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You forgot the most important fact. There is not one piece of evidence outside of the bible that he even existed.
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It is just a decision who you pick as your role model.
As we generally can't know with 100% safety that even we ourselves are not just a ***** within a *****, and you might as well pick Odin, Gandalf, Mr. Clean or Venus...
It's all good.
Ze Fly says: Jesus was a nice guy, but he had terrible dandruff.
As we generally can't know with 100% safety that even we ourselves are not just a ***** within a *****, and you might as well pick Odin, Gandalf, Mr. Clean or Venus...
It's all good.
Ze Fly says: Jesus was a nice guy, but he had terrible dandruff.
its funny, even muhammad met jesus and moses in the night journey (ridding al buraq). I dont think muhammad has myopia
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Any secular person can not stand in place of Jesus and if we follow false leader we are on the way to perdition.
Once upon a time....
Even as an atheist, I have to call you wrong on that one. Several Roman and Jewish historians (Josephus, Tacitus, Pliny the Young, Suetonus, etc.) from the Ist century have mentioned Jesus in their writings.
It does not certify the claim that Jesus was the *** of God but it certifies the fact that, around 0 AC a some kind of prophet rose from the jewish population, that he was very revered by some jews who used to call him Christ and that they keep on revering him after he was sentenced to death and crucified by Pilate
Jesus is Lord, he is in heaven and I'm in the planet earth.
That's true and anyone can go and explore this ship which is mentioned in the Bible.
(Noah's ark)
Jesus is the world's most famous person and he appears in thousands of stories.
Are they all fantasy?
I do not think so.
First of all that is not an ark, it's a outcropping of rock. Secondly, if Jesus was so famous, why are there no records from his supposed lifetime? Any texts are from decades later and most of them have been redacted.
I'm a Pastafarian:
Ramen.
Disclaimer: The FSM may or may not actually be
. Consult your local Italian restaurant for authoritative spiritual advice. Getting this wrong could result in an eternity of being devoured, digested, excreted, and eaten again with no possibility of dying and no pasta to be found.
BTW, do not consult the pasta priests at Olive Garden: they lie -- in wait, in words, and in the sink (filled with marinara, natch, the blasphemers!) on the job. They're just terrible, so please don't. The pah-riests at Carrabba's are acceptable Chakotay spirit guides in lieu of genuine unchained Italian pah-riests.
- Spaghetti provably exists, and it tastes absolutely fantastic with marinara and meatballs.
- We know that things on Earth can fly, including pasta, birds, and **** users.
- Monsters are real, such as Killer Tomatoes and Aphrodite.
Ramen.
Disclaimer: The FSM may or may not actually be
. Consult your local Italian restaurant for authoritative spiritual advice. Getting this wrong could result in an eternity of being devoured, digested, excreted, and eaten again with no possibility of dying and no pasta to be found.BTW, do not consult the pasta priests at Olive Garden: they lie -- in wait, in words, and in the sink (filled with marinara, natch, the blasphemers!) on the job. They're just terrible, so please don't. The pah-riests at Carrabba's are acceptable Chakotay spirit guides in lieu of genuine unchained Italian pah-riests.
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I was wondering if many christians indeed did refuse to serve in the Roman army and found this article. Quite a long article but interesting to read. It shows that it's never that simplistic.
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Apparently no one else has a sense of humor around here. That entire post is intended to be humorous.
- "pah-riests" -- Star Trek: DS9 reference (Pah-wraiths)
- Chakotay and spirit guide -- Star Trek: Voyager reference
- Some people on ***** believe they can fly and leap off tall buildings.
- "Killer Tomatoes" is a reference to the "****** of the Killer Tomatoes" movie.
- Aphrodite is the Greek goddess of love (among other things). "Love is blind," and she'd have to be a ******* if she existed.
I shouldn't need to explain the FSM and Cthulhu, at least.
I have a sense of humor, but my understanding of the English language is very poor.
This joke is not a sin:
A Sunday school teacher asked the ******** just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied, "Because people are ********".
^ Good one 
The entire religious spectrum is pure humor.
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