According to the site below, Jesus Christ is a liberal. I have to agree that He defintely is a pinko Liberal commie hippy like me. 
http://www.jesusisaliberal.org/
http://www.jesusisaliberal.org/
Jesus Christ is a Liberal
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If anyone really followed what Jesus said (opposed to picking and choosing which Old Testament commands to follow) there is no way anyone who calls themselves a Christian could be anything but a liberal socialist.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Jesus was not a liberal.
People who think they are liberals aren't liberals.
People who think they are liberals aren't liberals.
^^ You are not a follower of the teachings of Jesus. You follow a false religion of hate. There is a special place in hell for hypocrites.
GregCentauro
Banned
It's true. Woody can attest to it.
He said to the rich, "Give your goods to the poor."
So they laid Jesus Christ in his grave.
He said to the rich, "Give your goods to the poor."
So they laid Jesus Christ in his grave.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Nope, you're deceived by a false hippie Jesus.
Nope, you're woefully ignorant of the teachings of Jesus and therefore not a real Christian :tongue::hatsoff:
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Matthew 10:34 (KJV)
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
1 Thessalonians 5:3 (KJV)
For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Jesus was a dudeist.:thumbsup:
Jesus Christ
Bearded prophet of the meek and early archetype of the 1960s hippie.
Jesus was born Jewish, but then converted to Dudeism after he realized that the Romans and the Pharisees were fucking fascists. Today lots of people think he’s the son of the guy who created the universe and that our life is in his hands. But probably he was just a dude who thought people should mellow out and stop getting so worked up about stuff. Sadly, few of his followers seem to actually realize that. Remember: There’s not a literal connection.
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Jesus Christ
Bearded prophet of the meek and early archetype of the 1960s hippie.
Jesus was born Jewish, but then converted to Dudeism after he realized that the Romans and the Pharisees were fucking fascists. Today lots of people think he’s the son of the guy who created the universe and that our life is in his hands. But probably he was just a dude who thought people should mellow out and stop getting so worked up about stuff. Sadly, few of his followers seem to actually realize that. Remember: There’s not a literal connection.
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You forget that in Mathew 10 Jesus also said to take care of the sick, yet you are against Health Care unless it is for profit.
Mathew 10:35 says "For I have come to turn
" 'a man against his father,
a daughter against her mother,
a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law -
36a man's enemies will be the members of his own household" How does that jive with your commandment of honoring thy father and mother?
Also Thessalonians was written by Paul who was never around in the time of Jesus. I put a little less stock on hearsay testimony.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
You're acting like Saul/Paul corrupted his teaching. The thing is, Jesus never even existed. http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/hero.html
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/glory.html
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/exist.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_in_comparative_mythology
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/surfeit.htm
I love seeing people argue about Jesus being a Liberal or Conservative or Black or White or how the "real, true" Jesus has been corrupted by the Romans or Catholics or Baptists or Capitalists. Jesus never existed. There was no historical figure that he was based on or inspired by. He's an amalgamation of other, older myths crudely put together during a time of great turmoil in Judea, nothing more.
It'd be like seeing people argue about whether or not the real Perseus had a mechanical owl or only the movie version.
