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Re: Just seen dukes of hazzard

Jesus, look at the hot body of Jessica Simpson, it will rock your dick so hard until you cum !
 
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I just read a review that said, the only way you will like this movie is if you like a 1/2 naked Jessica Simpson, car chase scenes and a movie with no plot.

I guess they could of just said that the only way you will like this movie is if you're a male that's not a gay (no offense if you are...lol)
 
lucky4 said:
I just read a review that said, the only way you will like this movie is if you like a 1/2 naked Jessica Simpson, car chase scenes and a movie with no plot.

Isn't that a description of the original tv show too???

Jessica does look amazing, without a doubt.

Have not seen the movie yet, but I did watch the show some as a kid.

You know you are getting old when shows you saw in primetime are being remade... :eek:
 
Jessica Simpson is pretty, don't get me wrong. But she dosn't quite have the sex apeal that I like. I don't know why. I like her, but she dosn't have the sexyness that I like, and her personality isn't that great either, to me. If you had a pornstar signing autographs at a convention and Jessican Simpson signing autographs, You Might get a kiss on the cheek if your lucky, with a porn star, maybe even a photo with her. She may smile at you, or wink and shake your hand, and possibly get an autograph picture. With Jessica Simpson, your lucky if she even sees you, and you probably would have to pay to get an autograph from her, she may even give you a dirty look, or demand a better looking booth from the management, or scream "I want the window view, NOW! Now, her sister, is hot! Ashley turns me on!
 
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Now, her sister, is hot! Ashley turns me on!

Dude, I don't know about that... Jessica is HOT!! :flame: Just came from the movie...She is sexy. :thumbsup: She is worth the price of admission to the movie. And her sister does not even have half the body Jessica does and her sister has something wierd with her nose going on.
 
tigerman5,

Jessica Simpson was just in town for the promotion of the movie and she signed autographs on the walkway and was very nice and smiling. Of course, there were security guards around her but that did not prevent her fans to approach her and she signed her autographs with grace.

I had many autographs signed by porn stars. Some new cum-comers at Las vegas allowed you to hold them, hummed their asses and took pictures.

The more famous ones allowed you to hold their shoulders and I always placed my hand all the way to their right breasts. They always smiled and never objected and some even kissed me. They gave out hundreds and hundreds of posters.

I never had any problems with porn stars signing their autographs at Las Vegas Porn Convention by the unknown/newcumers porn stars. They let you even held their breasts in "some" cases (not all of them) and took their pictures.
 
She may be hot and all but she appears to be the most asexual hottie to come along in a long time. She's got no "sex appeal". If need be, look below for the Definition of Sex Appeal.
 
In that high rez pic of her- dear god what is that creature immediately behind her????

And is it looking for the precious....... :eek:

JW
 
OldGrayWolf said:
Well BNF take my name off here and stick it.

Done and Done...


Btw ..anyone else think freespirit was hotrod...

you cheeky little beggar, hotrod!
 
tunsty said:
Done and Done...


Btw ..anyone else think freespirit was hotrod...

you cheeky little beggar, hotrod!


You must have caught a whiff of a certain smell there :D
Good detective work, Tunsty :hatsoff:
And thanks to comanduc for acting so fast. :thumbsup:
 
Vegas Yankee said:
You must have caught a whiff of a certain smell there :D
Good detective work, Tunsty :hatsoff:
And thanks to comanduc for acting so fast. :thumbsup:

It wasn't me who suspected, om3ga jokingly asked the question here..
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=44038

However, I don't mind basking in the reflected glory.. :hatsoff:
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
I can't take any credit - I didn't know freespirit was hotrod...
I was only taking the pi$$, since the pic and his comment on Jessica Simpson seemed similar to the departed hotrod.
 
Re: Just seen dukes of hazzard

hotrod11inches said:
Jesus, look at the hot body of Jessica Simpson, it will rock your dick so hard until you cum !


He forgot to add, though, that he delivered both Jessica and Ashlee Simpson as babies, and that in his spare time he's their manager and will deliver their babies when they have some. He's working on that, too.

JW
 
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