Jessica Simpson vs Ashlee Simpson

Jessica Simpson vs Ashlee Simpson


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Re: Ashlee Simpson vs Jessica Simpson

Ashlee when she had the short dark hair and tried to be all Hot Topic cool but couldn't sing if her life depended on it.
 
Re: Ashlee Simpson vs Jessica Simpson

I would have to see some current pics of them to make a proper choice. I haven't seen Ashlee in a while, and I've heard that Jessica is putting on some weight... which isn't always a bad thing. :)
 
Re: Ashlee Simpson vs Jessica Simpson

Ashlee Simpson! :lovecoupl
 
Re: Ashlee Simpson vs Jessica Simpson

Ashlee is much hotter...probably because she actually has a brain..

How has she demonstrated having a brain?

Was it the time she did an interview in a teen magazine telling girls they should be happy with who they naturally are, only to get plastic surgery in the month between giving the interview and the magazine coming out?

Or maybe when she blamed her band when the wrong pre-recorded track started playing on SNL? A few days later the story changed but her immediate reaction on live television was to throw her band under the bus.

Brain? I haven't seen it.

:cool:
 
Re: Ashlee Simpson vs Jessica Simpson

How has she demonstrated having a brain?

Was it the time she did an interview in a teen magazine telling girls they should be happy with who they naturally are, only to get plastic surgery in the month between giving the interview and the magazine coming out?

Or maybe when she blamed her band when the wrong pre-recorded track started playing on SNL? A few days later the story changed but her immediate reaction on live television was to throw her band under the bus.

Brain? I haven't seen it.

:cool:


Yes but in an interview with her ex husband you know that poser emo douche from Fall Out Boy. Ashlee was into anal sex, he said it on the Howard Stern show. So she's not that dumb.
 
Re: Ashlee Simpson vs Jessica Simpson

How has she demonstrated having a brain?

Was it the time she did an interview in a teen magazine telling girls they should be happy with who they naturally are, only to get plastic surgery in the month between giving the interview and the magazine coming out?

Or maybe when she blamed her band when the wrong pre-recorded track started playing on SNL? A few days later the story changed but her immediate reaction on live television was to throw her band under the bus.

Brain? I haven't seen it.

:cool:

I've heard of people being shot down in flames with a retaliating comment. But you just M60'd the other poster down in style.

Jessica looks more of a woman than her ****** ever will. From the face, the figure, everything.

Quite frankly if Jessica was the dumber of the two her career would have been the smallest of the two. You see great tits and a nice ass can only take you so far. You need talent to go the rest of the way and lets face it Jessica has gone a lot further than her ****** thingy whatshername.

And anyway I've always got a place on my cock for Jessica to sit if she wants. Her ****** on the other hand will not be sitting on my cock. She can go and sit in a dumpster for all I care!. That way she can be at home with her career.
 
Re: Ashlee Simpson vs Jessica Simpson

I'll take Ashlee over Jessica. I don't think Ashlee's a rocket scientist, but seriously, "is this chicken or tuna?". Doh.

Jessica, exhibit A, dumb as a rock-

 
Re: Ashlee Simpson vs Jessica Simpson

If Jessica looked like she did when she starred in the Dukes of Hazzard, she wins hands-down. She was hot as fuck in that movie.

But these days Ashlee wins.
 
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