Jacking off at work/public place

[Downandouttt]

Nothing better than a mid afternoon wank at work thinking of a sexy co-worker, then when you see them again and they have no clue you've just bashed one out in the toilet over them

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Wow. This thread is full of illegal and perverted LOLs!

 

[1ManRevolution]

Nothing better than a mid afternoon wank at work thinking of a sexy co-worker, then when you see them again and they have no clue you've just bashed one out in the toilet over them

Try doing it on a Navy ship or a FOB.

 

[Downandouttt]

Not so much fun in that kind of environment!

 

[mrtrebus]

I love it

 

[turtle825]

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there! So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself, and it landed safely, and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there! So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself, and it landed safely, and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Wasn't this in another thread?

 

[Vosslier]

Its a quote from Mallrats.

 

[jod0565]

I like to do that in the Taco Bell drive thru.

 

[Kingfisher]

I like to do that in the Taco Bell drive thru.

I don't want any of your spicy queso.

 

[Chica]

i thought when they came out with the ipod alot of guys would be watching porn at work so that's why i started offering mp4 videos. empty balls are happy balls

 

[luis1972]

In the night in the park.

 

[24788]

Lol, who hasn't?! I mean sometimes you just can't hold it back. You need it to clear your mind.

 

[Rey C.]

i thought when they came out with the ipod alot of guys would be watching porn at work so that's why i started offering mp4 videos. empty balls are happy balls

I read somewhere that the iPhone 4's FaceTime (or whatever it's called) is going to open some new doors, so to speak, for private chats.

 

[Facetious]

I heard that getting caught taking a pee in public could get you on a ''sex offender'' list.
Yea! arty: Just what I need . . all of the neighbors giving me strange looks as they herd their kids into the house . . . :o

 

[gunslingingbird]

I heard that getting caught taking a pee in public could get you on a ''sex offender'' list.
Yea! arty: Just what I need . . all of the neighbors giving me strange looks as they herd their kids into the house . . . :o

Oh, it's not that bad. You get used to it after a while. I now treasure not having to listen to a band of not-nosed little brats telling near me.

 

[Skyraider22]

You see the only problem with that is I WORK IN A FUCKIN' PRISON !!! :why::horse:

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

I'm not allowed.

 

[mrtrebus]

You see the only problem with that is I WORK IN A FUCKIN' PRISON !!! :why::horse:

A Fuckin' Prison? Cool, but I guess you need to work in a Jacking Off Prison? :dunno:

 

[pete rose]

I've tried, but I just can't muster the energy while sitting in a stall. There's something so...restricting about it. I think I'd rather draw on the stall.