Jacking off at work/public place

I did once jerk it on the swings of my local playground - which I have to say is quite the experience. Being bare assed on the swings going back and forth, beating your meat with the wind gusting all around you is definitely an experience I'll treasure for a lifetime.

Although, for some reason several of the local mothers didn't seem to enjoy the sight of my pleasure all that much because they called the services on me.

It wasn't so bad really. They put me on a special "list", which is quite cool I guess. Not many people can say that about themselves.
 
well a girl wacked me off in a garden near a castle, that was pretty hot :)
 
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there! So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself, and it landed safely, and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

So... did the guy cum, or not?
 
Many's the happy wank I've had on the back seat of the school bus.
 
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there! So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself, and it landed safely, and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

That made me LOL. :rofl:

But I did jack off in a 12 hour bus ride in the claustrophobic bathroom, I wanna do it in the plane next time I travel.

Also, I jack off all the time at the University.
 
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