I've got dirt in my knickers

[gloyster]

I've got dirt bad in my knickers(panties), but am I wearing knickers(panties)....?

Why would I be? hang on wtf. I'm not a crossdresser but I do like wearing high heels when frying eggs(egg McMuffin) :dunno:

Question is if I'm wearing knickers(panties) am I the only one one this forum that is?

Then again, do I have dirt in my imaginary knickers(underwear)