I've Fucking Had Enough.

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
The advertising media has corrupted us for hundreds of years. Now this is too far. We're not even allowed to age gracefully for Christ's sake.
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Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
yea that is fucked up. I keep my hair cut SHORT! Like just longer than shaved. As for the grey thing, who cares?
 
I can't help but love that one for its ridiculousness. I love when the girl says, "You'd be a really nice catch for somebody!" What the fuck kind of daughter says that to her father? The whole premise kind of reminds me of "Parent Trap". lol
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
Folks, this is why the "off" switch was invented.....:)
 

dick van cock

Closed Account
Now that Daddy has dyed his hollow skull the two little rascals will surprise him with a free voucher for a hemorrhoidectomy.

It's a comfort to know that your loved ones care about you.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
how superficial.
I can see if he was really fat(for health reasons) or if he stunk or had bad Hygiene, but grey hair?
Bullshit.
 
Hey at LEAST half of the commercials on TV and ads on Radio appeal to SOME type of VANITY. Pay attention to car commercials.

Or the ad with the football player who is acting like he is on his deathbed because of a gray beard.

The sad thing, is that so may people who buy it, HOOK LINE and SINKER!!

LOTTA $$$$$$$$$ In Vanity, look how many women get boobjobs!
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
oh No lookout everybody!! maildude is about to go postal on us!! :D :) :thumbsup:

Take it easy stay calm that commercial is pretty dumb!! just shave it all off if your sensitive about your hair.. I know shaving seems like a desperate measure, but it kind of revigorates your self esteem, thats right, you lose 10 - 15 years of looking your age.. 45 and gray? try 35 - 40 bald and cleancut, younger looking!!! :thumbsup::hatsoff:
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
If they were my kids, they would have the pleasure of looking forward to crew cuts for the rest of there pre-eighteen year old lives.
 
"Daddy, Daddy! We need a new Mommy! And we don't want her to be some haggard old broad that would actually be attracted to a man with a little gray! We want her to be some superficial bitch who's gonna turn around and dump you when she finds out you use hair coloring to "blend away your gray"!
 
I want to see the realistic version of that, where pattern balding daddy's beer belly is hanging out, so he has to lift his gut to take off his belt to woop there asses for interrupting the ball game.
 
"Daddy, Daddy! We need a new Mommy! And we don't want her to be some haggard old broad that would actually be attracted to a man with a little gray! We want her to be some superficial bitch who's gonna turn around and dump you when she finds out you use hair coloring to "blend away your gray"!

lol, thats great
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
I want to see the realistic version of that, where pattern balding daddy's beer belly is hanging out, so he has to lift his gut to take off his belt to woop there asses for interrupting the ball game.

The realistic version of that would have the daughters saying

'fuck that we're not spending 20 bucks of our combined allowance to boost your image, daddy-o. Btw, can we borrow the hummer3 for prom, daddeeeeee?'
 
I want to see the realistic version of that, where pattern balding daddy's beer belly is hanging out, so he has to lift his gut to take off his belt to woop there asses for interrupting the ball game.

The realistic version of that would have the daughters saying

'fuck that we're not spending 20 bucks of our combined allowance to boost your image, daddy-o. Btw, can we borrow the hummer3 for prom, daddeeeeee?'

Both had me rolling! :rofl:
 
I want to see the realistic version of that, where pattern balding daddy's beer belly is hanging out, so he has to lift his gut to take off his belt to woop there asses for interrupting the ball game.

The realistic version of that would have the daughters saying

'fuck that we're not spending 20 bucks of our combined allowance to boost your image, daddy-o. Btw, can we borrow the hummer3 for prom, daddeeeeee?'

:rofl2: Now that's more like it. :1orglaugh
 
Has dying one's hair ever fooled anybody anyway? It's sad when they even try to get men to care about their looks that much.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Has dying one's hair ever fooled anybody anyway?

Nope. Never stopped any of my ex gf's from spending a hundred or two dollars each year on boxes of the bullshit. Then they had the nerve to tell me.. while I'm video gaming or watching anime.. 'act your age'. Alright, sure. You stop lying about your age, stop wearing a pushup bra to show off what you dont really have anymore, and yeah people notice your hair because that color DOES NOT EXIST IN NATURE!

I have no gray hairs yet! Knock on wood!

But if I ever do I'm not going to dye my hair!

Right on, brother. Shouldnt it be generally accepted among all males.. that when you start balding or going grey.. you've EARNED that? It gives you character. Shows maturity. All that good stuff.
 
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