"Daddy, Daddy! We need a new Mommy! And we don't want her to be some haggard old broad that would actually be attracted to a man with a little gray! We want her to be some superficial bitch who's gonna turn around and dump you when she finds out you use hair coloring to "blend away your gray"!
I want to see the realistic version of that, where pattern balding daddy's beer belly is hanging out, so he has to lift his gut to take off his belt to woop there asses for interrupting the ball game.
I want to see the realistic version of that, where pattern balding daddy's beer belly is hanging out, so he has to lift his gut to take off his belt to woop there asses for interrupting the ball game.
The realistic version of that would have the daughters saying
'fuck that we're not spending 20 bucks of our combined allowance to boost your image, daddy-o. Btw, can we borrow the hummer3 for prom, daddeeeeee?'
I want to see the realistic version of that, where pattern balding daddy's beer belly is hanging out, so he has to lift his gut to take off his belt to woop there asses for interrupting the ball game.
The realistic version of that would have the daughters saying
'fuck that we're not spending 20 bucks of our combined allowance to boost your image, daddy-o. Btw, can we borrow the hummer3 for prom, daddeeeeee?'
Has dying one's hair ever fooled anybody anyway?
Has dying one's hair ever fooled anybody anyway?
I have no gray hairs yet! Knock on wood!
But if I ever do I'm not going to dye my hair!