Is It Polite To Give A Courtesy Flush When Letting Go A Stream Of Asparagus ****?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I don't know if it's my system or that I eat so much asparagus but every window in the house needs to be opened when I go hang one. I actually went to the wrestling matches one time using the urinal and a slob from the handicapped stall quickly pulled his trousers up and bailed out after smelling my ***. My one cancelled out his two. He was a real fat one too.

What is it about asparagus? Don't squeeze your paste off in a gal's mouth after eating it either.

 

[STDiva]

Only *** from French people stinks when eating asparagus.

 

[LukeEl]

If one can smell someone's ***** they a too close to the urinal.

 

[D-rock]

Why wouldn't you flush after you go anyhow?

 

[Shifty]

Hilarious!

 

[Ace Bandage]

Only *** from French people stinks when eating asparagus.

French people smell like surrender.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Some people's ***** smells after eating asparagus, it doesn't affect others. There's an enzyme that some are able to break down, and then your *** won't smell.

Sounds like you don't break down the enzyme. Also, I believe you're prone to hyperbole.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Onion does the same thing. At least to me it does

 

[STDiva]

My *** stinks whenever I eat Twix. Which is everyday.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Some people's ***** smells after eating asparagus, it doesn't affect others. There's an enzyme that some are able to break down, and then your *** won't smell.

Sounds like you don't break down the enzyme. Also, I believe you're prone to hyperbole.

Right on both. My *** smells something awful and I do get a little full of myself at times. Sometimes feel the need to embellish as a substitute for Smell & Tell.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Having dinner last Saturday Night with the little lady. She ordered something with a side of asparagus. While I was eating my food I was looking at her plate wondering how her pussy would taste later if she ate that asparagus.

She ate everything except for the asparagus. I pointed at her plate and asked if she was going to eat it. She said something like it wouldn't be polite. I figured she was a nurse and knew something. Very considerate too.

"I have 4 Asparagus threads."