Is America Ready for a female president?

[Sassyfrass]

I'll tell you what, it doesn't matter who is in there, people would be bitching just the same. Who the fuck would want an indecisive asshole like John Kerry in office? Not me, that guy is so wishy washy-he's got no spine at all. At least Bush is staying the course and showing some fucking balls.

As for Hillary being a contender, it's like I heard Dennis Miller say the other day after reading her book and getting to the chapter where Hillary states she had no idea Bill was running around on her-if you didn't know that I sure as hell don't want you running the country.

I'd have to say I agree whole heartedly w/that.

 

[tartanterrier]

As this is a serious subject.I thought i'd put a little fun into it :thefinger

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to
avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners
what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes
in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one
hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared
with lipstick.

"What happened?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me
the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to
me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed
the old cow and.........and then things kinda got confused after that...."

:rofl: