Oops! Meant to comment on that history of the dildo article. I visited Chichen Itza in the 2000s with my Latina GF. Ye gods - were they obsessed with "fertility," and rainfall for their corn crops. My GF was in heaven, with so many phalluses around. Here are a couple of examples, from a museum we visited:
This poor bastard. I wonder if when he dies, he'll establish a fund like Nobel did.. He developed an inexpensive way to make Glock pistols FULLY AUTOMATIC. I don't know if peeps play the first COD: Modern Warfare 1, but the most OP load out in the game was .. akimbo / dual Glock pistols, fully automatic..