Intercourse Injuries

[mochas365]

I can say worse I had was doggy style and all of a sudden MAJOR MAJOR charlie horse knot in the back of my leg calf....she thought I was screaming and moaning from the fuck. :eek:

 

[Sir Silent Bob]

I hope you don't take any offense to this but I found that story to be funny. :1orglaugh

Heh, yeah, sorry bnaked that was kinda funny.
The worst and only injury I have had was a nasty cock bend years ago.
I was fine the next day. Hurts like a bitch, but no snapping or orange
shaped swelling, lol. It was years back when I was a young little bastard.
I was pounding the hell out of an Asian chick I'd met a few days before,
and she for some fucked up reason she put an ice cube on one of my testicles.
Made me jump just about through the roof, and it was when I was just about
to push back into her. Needless to say, I missed. I am sure it would have
been pretty damn painful to her if I had actually thrust it with that much
force into her. Instead, I hit her thigh. Makes me shudder a little just
thinking about it.

 

[KittyKat]

Well I've had a few bite marks that hurt like hell - but I like a lil' pain A few pulled muscles.

Worst 'injuries' - a bang on the head from a bouncing headboard and another bang on the head from *ahem* a recent vacation when we got pretty intense against a very hard brick wall!

 

[bnaked]

I hope you don't take any offense to this but I found that story to be funny. :1orglaugh

No offense taken. I find it kind of funny myself now that I know I didn't get hurt too bad. It was cute how concerned my girl looked when it happened. I had to tell her it was alright and started pounding her again.

I wasn't as worried about bending it a little as I was about jamming it lengthwise. Is it possible for your cock to get shorter from jamming it like that? Like I said, I didn't hurt mine bad at all, but it just made me wonder if that was even something to be worried about.

 

[dave_rhino]

bang on the head from *ahem* a recent vacation when we got pretty intense against a very hard brick wall!

DRDEATH YOU LEGEND! :thumbsup:

:rofl:

 

[olivertoxxin]

only thing that every happend to me was, I asked my current girl friend to smack my balls lightly once while she was ontop reversed and she fucking hit those things so hard. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW