I was fucking my girl really hard last week and during a thrust I missed her pussy and hit her leg full ***** with my cock. :eek: It hurt a bit, but not enough to stop having sex. It definitely could have been worse. This happen to anyone else? What's the worse injury that could happen? I mean, my cock seems to be able to handle quite a beating and still be alright the next day.
Intercourse Injuries
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dave_rhino
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I know a girl who was getting fucked from behind while against a wall, the guy was a total idiot, and he fell out then slammed it back in... Only he missed her vagina and put it right up her ass.
Poor girl couldn't walk for a week.
I've never had anything that bad (do diseases count?), fingers crossed i never do. Injuring my cock is one of my biggest fears.
Poor girl couldn't walk for a week.
I've never had anything that bad (do diseases count?), fingers crossed i never do. Injuring my cock is one of my biggest fears.
Man that is terrible but you must have been really into it... I'm not sure what's the worst that can happen but I remember on the Drew Carey show where he was doing his woman and the dog distracted him and fell down while he had an erection, that would suck.
dave_rhino
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Try falling over while you're climaxing. Very annoying. And uncomfortable.
Yeah, I was on top and fucking her with her legs together. I will be very careful in that position from now on.
I've had a few horror stories from girls that didnt know how to suck dick properly. But the worst was when I was fucking this girl and she somehow came down on my cock the wrong way, bending it in an unfavorable position. The next morning it felt like somebody slammed my dick in a steel door:eek: . Thankfully I healed up quickly and was able to get back in action after a day or so of rest:bowdown: .
Phaeton
Banned
http://www.4-men.org/brokenpenis.html
An excerpt:
"A loud snap and excruciating pain always follows"
An excerpt:
"A loud snap and excruciating pain always follows"
Thank god mine didnt snap and break
Iamforever
Banned
the worst thing that happened to me was, an almost pull of my side muscle.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
ive told this one before.. a friend of mine was fucking his wife, he was all into it from behind saying he was in "pornstar mode." needless to say he missed the re-entry and slammed right into her pelvic bone or something. he said his dick swelled up and turned black as night. i believe he heard a snap or something.
he went to the doctors and they told him they would make an incision around the head of the penis and roll the skin down and drain the ***** out of it and sew it back up. he left as soon as the doctor left the room. he said it healed itself. i wouldnt want to risk it myself, but apparenntly it worked out for him.
myself, the most injuries ive sustained from fucking are zipper scratches. big time. my girl was on top of me and took my dick out of my pants via zipper and we still had out clothes on. i didnt feel it till i came but omfg. it hurt like a ****** fucker, it was all tore up, scratched and even a little *****. it happened a couple of times and the next couple of days after that, it burned when i put it in her so sex kinda hurt. but we still did it.
other than that happening, the most ive got has bruising and pain between my dick and my belly from her pelvic bone. she was pretty thin, 5'10'' 105 pounds. she was a grinder too. i was always bruised there. fishing on a boat and leaning on the rail was ****** everytime, but well worth it.
he went to the doctors and they told him they would make an incision around the head of the penis and roll the skin down and drain the ***** out of it and sew it back up. he left as soon as the doctor left the room. he said it healed itself. i wouldnt want to risk it myself, but apparenntly it worked out for him.
myself, the most injuries ive sustained from fucking are zipper scratches. big time. my girl was on top of me and took my dick out of my pants via zipper and we still had out clothes on. i didnt feel it till i came but omfg. it hurt like a ****** fucker, it was all tore up, scratched and even a little *****. it happened a couple of times and the next couple of days after that, it burned when i put it in her so sex kinda hurt. but we still did it.
other than that happening, the most ive got has bruising and pain between my dick and my belly from her pelvic bone. she was pretty thin, 5'10'' 105 pounds. she was a grinder too. i was always bruised there. fishing on a boat and leaning on the rail was ****** everytime, but well worth it.
yeah...a couple times my cock got slammed on by an uncoordinated chic ... they were doing regular cowgirl too!!....not the best feeling in the world. As for other ones...
My first time doing doggy style, i guess we got too into it because the bouncing headboard hit me in the head knocking me off her.. embarrassing....
On a few of my rampaging orgasms I'd hit my head on my pillow a couple times leaving me with fat headache later on
This one chic thought it be a good idea to slap my balls...not cool dude...lol i can take a few but it's definitely gonna **** me off and hurt me more than turn me on.
Other than the bite marks, hickeys, rug burns and accidental bruises that occur..
Sex is safe for me!!
My first time doing doggy style, i guess we got too into it because the bouncing headboard hit me in the head knocking me off her.. embarrassing....
On a few of my rampaging orgasms I'd hit my head on my pillow a couple times leaving me with fat headache later on
This one chic thought it be a good idea to slap my balls...not cool dude...lol i can take a few but it's definitely gonna **** me off and hurt me more than turn me on.
Other than the bite marks, hickeys, rug burns and accidental bruises that occur..
Sex is safe for me!!
ReflectingGod
Banned
Never had a personal injury, but a girl walked slightly akward for a few days. Nothing big.
Yesterday, a girl who is a friend came up to me to ask what kind of damage a dick can do to her insides, especially her ass. She had a slight tingle on her left side of her vagina, couldn't go to the bathroom the same and she is still walking funny today. It's cute, but I think she is actually worried. I told her she should be okay. lol. I don't know what happened, if it was a guy fucking her, or her fucking herself with some toys, but it made me smile.
Yesterday, a girl who is a friend came up to me to ask what kind of damage a dick can do to her insides, especially her ass. She had a slight tingle on her left side of her vagina, couldn't go to the bathroom the same and she is still walking funny today. It's cute, but I think she is actually worried. I told her she should be okay. lol. I don't know what happened, if it was a guy fucking her, or her fucking herself with some toys, but it made me smile.
Jagger69
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
And, to make matters worse, this text follows....
"as well as the rapid development of a dramatic bruise - which can swell to the size of a small orange. Ouch."
Ouch???? There's gotta be a much stronger word than that for this!!!! Damn, I coulda gone the rest of my life without reading about this....
:eek:
My girlfriend and I were going at it, and she inadvertantly knee me in the balls. While I was trying to catch my breath, she was apologizing profusely but at the time, it mattered little to me.
Legzman
what the fuck you lookin at?
Ditto! :thumbsup:
Only difference is that this chick was riding and went up to high and came back down not lined up right...let's just say I've found out that hard dick can bend 90 degrees...hurts but didn't **** the mood! I went on to creampie the **** outta her!!! Not by my choice but she didn't get off me when I told her I was about to cum. Well 6 years later and still no ****, so I guess I'm safe!
I hope you don't take any offense to this but I found that story to be funny. :1orglaugh
satyrsam
The Anal Connoisseur
What I like is when I'm fucking doggy style and my girl is pushing her ass onto my cock. My cock is slipping in and out and it really feels good. Yet this is the best position for my cock to miss her pussy and get damaged. I've had a few misses but nothing serious. We usually stop this position for a week and then get back to it a.s.a.p.
Other than my first time ...
Other than my first time, when the woman just got on top and pounced and it hurt like **** (I was an experienced lover, but total virgin to intercourse), I've never had any real pain.
Then again, I don't "slam like a pornstar" either. Almost every time I make love, it's rather slow and tender and I rarely unload by very rapid pumping action (when I'm handing the motion) or my wife bouncing really fast (when she is).
Other than my first time, when the woman just got on top and pounced and it hurt like **** (I was an experienced lover, but total virgin to intercourse), I've never had any real pain.
Then again, I don't "slam like a pornstar" either. Almost every time I make love, it's rather slow and tender and I rarely unload by very rapid pumping action (when I'm handing the motion) or my wife bouncing really fast (when she is).
