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Guy: Would you like sauce with that?
Bridgette: Show what you have?
Guy: Red, brown or white?
**Bridgette is confused**
Bridgette: White!!! What's that?
**Guy takes off his pants and takes out his dick to smoother her Bridgette's baps with the white sauce**
**Neil Armstrong narrates dialogue**
Neil Armstrong: That's one small bounce for Ava Addams, one giant cum load for man kind
**Guy is trying to get Ava Addams to *****. He rocks her about and sings a song**
Guy: Rock a bye baby on the tree top,
When the wind blows the cradle will rock,
When the bough breaks the cradle will fall,
And down will come baby, cradle and all.
**Ava Addams is fast ****** zzzzzz**
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"If you ever cheat on me I'll put this fork in your wiener !!!"
**Guy is about to cum**
Cassidy: Yeah, give me all the cum on my tits
**Cassidy places her hands on her boobs to signal where she wants it, but guy has other ideas**
Guy: Yeah, here it cums**
**He aims over her tits but at the last second places it over her face and facialises her by surprise**
Cassidy: Urgh owww. WTF!! Are you deaf? I said i wanted it on my tits, not my face. If i wanted it there i would say. Word of advice, you have to listen to the woman on what she wants, otherwise your fucking days are over!!! For fuck sake, i got a cum tash now!!
**Cassidy with cum all over her face needs to clean up**
Cassidy: Pass me some kleenax (tissues) please!! Made a right load on me
Guy: Sorry not got any!!
**Cassidy is surprised**
Cassidy: You jerk off in your room all day everyday and you have no tissues to clean yourself off with. What do you do to clean up.... urgh i don't want to know you dirty bastard
**Cassidy looks for something to clean with, and notices his posters and rips one off**
Cassidy: Guess this will have to do
**Cassidy cleans her face with the poster, scrunches it up and throws to him**
Guy: That's one of my fave posters Cassidy
Cassidy: Well that will teach you for not having any tissues in the room. Next time make sure you have some!!!
**She looks at his dick**
Cassidy: Now go clean your dick!!
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Cassidy: Time to take a shower... don't come in and watch me!!
**She leaves**
Guy: We don't have a shower... it's only a bath !!
**Ava Addams is shopping but its not for herself, but her husband**
Ava Addams: **** buying all this stuff for him, would think he give me money to treat myself but noooo. Got his shoes, his clothes, tools for the house. On a shopping spree for him
**Ava walks into the house and sees a note left by her husband. She opens it up to assume it's a sexy note from him**
Ava Addams : Oh a note for me. So cute, wonder what it says!!
**She opens the note, and her expression changes as she reads the note in full**
**Inner dialogue plays with her husband reading the note out**
Husband: Need you to finish these chores before i get back
- Mow the lawn
- vacuum the house
- take the garbage out
- Make supper
- Finally that pink pj's you see on the sofa... return it back please. Pink soo doesn't suit you!!
Ava Addams: ****** fucker!!
**Ava Addams gets her cup to make her fave hot *******
Ava Addams: Hmm quickly ***** the last of the tea before my husband comes home. He would take it all otherwise!!
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***picturing this as a series of crash-zooms set to up-tempo go-go music, a la Laugh-In***
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Let the maple syrup flow!
***the final static shot***
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Andi Land: Sock it to me, baby!
Dan Rowan and Dick Martin abruptly decide to end the show early:
DR: Say goodnight, Dick.
DM: Goodnight Dick
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Let the maple syrup flow! ***the final static shot***
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Andi Land: Sock it to me, baby!
Dan Rowan and Dick Martin abruptly decide to end the show early:
DR: Say goodnight, Dick.
DM: Goodnight Dick
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