In love with 2 women and sex?

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I promise I will cut ties to all other ladies who wanna have something with me and viceversa. I will fully dedicate myself to Angelina and Mariana :)

You are such a scumbag. You are claiming that you truly love both of these women (which is ridiculous to begin with), but you're also basically admitting that you have feelings for other women? What the fuck? :rolleyes:

I hope both of those girls are fucking other dudes behind your back and end up dumping your ass, breaking your pathetic excuse for a heart into a million pieces...

Then I hope a sick bear with a stomach ache comes along and takes a huge, foamy shit on them.
 
You are such a scumbag. You are claiming that you truly love both of these women (which is ridiculous to begin with), but you're also basically admitting that you have feelings for other women? What the fuck? :rolleyes:

I hope both of those girls are fucking other dudes behind your back and end up dumping your ass, breaking your pathetic excuse for a heart into a million pieces...

Then I hope a sick bear with a stomach ache comes along and takes a huge, foamy shit on them.

I had in the past but not anymore for the past 4 months. A had a beautiful chinese lady, 2 mexican chicks, a colombian girl and one of my neighbor behind me. My neighbor is one hot woman and I've always had the hot for her but never took the step to let her know coz I was already in love with Angelina and Mariana.
 
I had in the past but not anymore for the past 4 months. A had a beautiful chinese lady, 2 mexican chicks, a colombian girl and one of my neighbor behind me. My neighbor is one hot woman and I've always had the hot for her but never took the step to let her know coz I was already in love with Angelina and Mariana.

Why are you telling us this?
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
A had a beautiful chinese lady, 2 mexican chicks, a colombian girl and one of my neighbor behind me.

Behind you? Oh, so you like it up the ass, huh? That one neighbor, I bet he's a fat, hairy, balding man who looks suspiciously like Ron Jeremy, too...
 
This guys is quite possibly the biggest asshole I've ever heard of. And I'm a stagehand, for fuck's sake! :eek:
 
I hope both of those girls are fucking other dudes behind your back and end up dumping your ass, breaking your pathetic excuse for a heart into a million pieces...

And, as a prelude to that, that they're cheating on him just the way he's cheating on them, and one of them brings a nice little dose of the clap into the equation.

Nothing a course of penicillin can't clear up, but quite unpleasant, just the same :thumbsup:
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Or, better yet, that they're cheating on him just the way he's cheating on them, and one of them brings a nice little dose of the clap into the equation.

Nothing a course of penicillin can't clear up, but quite unpleasant, just the same :thumbsup:

Then I hope he's violently allergic to penicillin like I am.
 
This guys is quite possibly the biggest asshole I've ever heard of. And I'm a stagehand, for fuck's sake! :eek:

The biggest asshole you have ever heard of? You must have had a good life.

Not even close with me. It's not like he beats/rapes these women (supposedly).
I have heard of and known FAR, FAR bigger assholes then this guy.
 
beau_boy04, what can I say? There seems to be a lot of playa-hatin' going around on this board. They just don't know guys like us. It's our only regret that we can't please all the ladies in the world the way we please those lucky enough to have our touch.

I say DON'T HATE THE PLAYA, HATE THE GAME!!!!!

In fact, my little beau boy, please hit me up with a PM because you sound just so good, that I would like a little of that sweet ass of yours myself! Why let the ladies have all the fun? Fuck them, I say!

Us guys in the UPPER ECHELON should really get together and please each other more often! After all, only we can appreciate the wonder and glory that is our manhood!

REPLY OF THE MONTH!!! :glugglug:
 
The biggest asshole you have ever heard of? You must have had a good life.

Not even close with me. It's not like he beats/rapes these women (supposedly).
I have heard of and known FAR, FAR bigger assholes then this guy.

Well, I would've said he's the biggest asshole I've seen, but I haven't actually seen him, so I couldn't say that. Hmm... How about the biggest asshole I've interacted with online? That better? ;)
 
They don't know of each others of course.

They are both been tested for STD's and are both clean and so I am. My question to you all is can I have unprotected with them both without contacting any STD's?

Sure, if you know all the other guys they are fucking that you don't know of are clean too.
 
This guys is quite possibly the biggest asshole I've ever heard of. And I'm a stagehand, for fuck's sake! :eek:


What's wrong with making these 2 beautiful women happy? As long as I make them happy and don't hurt their feelings I'm all good. Besides I'm going to see Mariana this coming up Monday and we gonna spend 2 days together. Wish me luck. It's gonna be alot of love making and making each other happy. Plus I bought some nice Victoria Secret lingerie and Bebe accessories for her. She's gonna like them very much. :angels:
 
They are both been tested for STD's and are both clean and so I am. My question to you all is can I have unprotected with them both without contacting any STD's?

I'm not even going to answer your first question. Think about it, use some of that magnificent thing we call a brain and looking at the facts you have given us come to a conclusion. Use some comon sense? :dunno: You know the answer to your own question obviously.

Or did you just start this thread because you knew you were going to get responses like this, is this your "thing"?
 
Hi guys! I just came back after spending 2 of the happiest days of my life with Mariana. We made love several times during Tuesday and Wednesday, then I took her out, dine out, mall, etc etc. As far as our love making I was impressed she let me came inside of her. But soon afterwards she took some pill anti-pregnancy which is used after having sex. Anyways, we enjoyed it and are much in love than ever. On the other side of the world, AngeLina Is suspecting I'm seeing another woman. I denied all of her accusations and now that I'm back it seems that she has forgotten about it. I am going to wait a couple of days before having sex with Angelina, though.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Hi guys! I just came back after spending 2 of the happiest days of my life with Mariana. We made love several times during Tuesday and Wednesday, then I took her out, dine out, mall, etc etc. As far as our love making I was impressed she let me came inside of her. But soon afterwards she took some pill anti-pregnancy which is used after having sex. Anyways, we enjoyed it and are much in love than ever. On the other side of the world, Angelina is suspecting I'm seeing another woman. I denied all of her accusations and now that I'm back it seems that she has forgotten about it. I am going to wait a couple of days before having sex with Angelina, though.

Absolutely none of that happened and we all know it. You're making all of this up so you can get some sort of pathetic jollies out of it. Stop it...just, stop it.

Anyway, how was school this week? Did you do good in gym class? I heard you got to play on the cargo net.

Ahh, I miss middle school.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
His name is beau_boy04. How much does anyone want to bet he is actually four?

Damn MTV, ruining these youngster's minds. Watch ten minutes of TRL and you think you have all the bitches on the hold...
 
Let's face it. He's getting plowed by a couple of nasty 45 year old men. For fun and profit, even.
 
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