Damn, I leave for two weeks and this is still going? I do love the "anti-pregnancy" pill part, that actually made me laugh out loud, for that I thank you. Thing is as he tries to make it more believeable, he compounds his own bullshit with more bullshit. I cant be arsed sifting through two pages of this shit peddlers pish, so have at him guys!
In love with 2 women and sex?
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Damn, I leave for two weeks and this is still going? I do love the "anti-pregnancy" pill part, that actually made me laugh out loud, for that I thank you. Thing is as he tries to make it more believeable, he compounds his own bullshit with more bullshit. I cant be arsed sifting through two pages of this shit peddlers pish, so have at him guys!
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Yeah, the anti-pregnancy thing is just dumb. And don't worry, I'm pretty sure no one believes him - everyone is just angry that he keeps on doing it despite the fact we all know it's bullshit.
And, I don't think this has been seen enough in this thread: :ban:
:ban::ban::ban:
No new lies? I need some entertainment, damn it.
Okeeeeee dokeeee then.
While beau was off on holiday shopping and making love with Mariana, I was comforting the increasingly suspicious Angelina.
After having a good cry over beau, her glance fell upon my trousers, and the grapefruit sized lump of my aroused manhood, at which point she began to swoon. She begged me to make love to her with my "enormous lance of love" (her words). Well, as fate would have it, I'm currently nursing a rather nasty case of gonorrhea, and though my desire was raging, I felt it only fair to inform her of such. Imagine my surprise when that revelation only increased her passion! "Please give me your disease bodie, and the next time that cheating bastard beau rides me bareback, I will pass it along, unbeknownst, to him!"
And so the deed was done, and thus the trap is set
Me and Angelina spent the night together. It was so great making out in my room living. It feels great doing it on the coach all of you guys should try it out and then we moved on to the stairs and it was amazingly too good
Anyways, Angelina confessed me last night that she believes I am having an affair with another woman who lives far enough so they won't ran to eachother. I declined all of it. She found a receipt from the Frederick's store in a little bag inside my car (f*ck I can not believe that happened!!!) oh well i made up a story that I had to buy a nice lingerie for a friend of mine which was her birthday couple of days ago. She's still with me because she still has no evidence of me cheating on her. I know from now on she's gonna be spying me or something so I better watch out. I miss Mariana so much :tongue:
Have a good weekend guys.:thumbsup:
all of you guys should try it out and then we moved on to the stairs and it was amazingly too good Anyways, Angelina confessed me last night that she believes I am having an affair with another woman who lives far enough so they won't ran to eachother. I declined all of it. She found a receipt from the Frederick's store in a little bag inside my car (f*ck I can not believe that happened!!!
) oh well i made up a story that I had to buy a nice lingerie for a friend of mine which was her birthday couple of days ago. She's still with me because she still has no evidence of me cheating on her. I know from now on she's gonna be spying me or something so I better watch out. I miss Mariana so much :tongue:Have a good weekend guys.:thumbsup:
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Anyways, Angelina confessed me last night that she believes I am having an affair with another woman who lives far enough so they won't ran to eachother. I declined all of it. She found a receipt from the Frederick's store in a little bag inside my car (f*ck I can not believe that happened!!!
Have a good weekend guys.:thumbsup:
Have fun getting gonorrhea from your whore! :wave: We really should give Bodie the nobel peace prize for that one...
And, so beau, want to know how we know you'r lying this week, again, too? No female would believe you had to buy lingerie for a friend. Come on, that just crosses a line. Fucking moron.
Excellent
As soon as it starts to burn when you urinate get yourself to a doctor, asap.
I'm sure we're all shocked to hear that you, of all people, made up a story.
:rofl2:
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
This thread is still going!!!
Why?
But it is just so funny. Every day I come on here and I think "What will he come up with next?", and everytime he comes up with such a stupid lie! It's great!
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
It's like a comic strip. It's like a really bad comic strip. Like, Family Circus. You wait all week to read it and it's always completely terrible and obviously written by some douchebag who has never even talked to a girl before.
i said lingerie but it wasn't exactly a lingerie it was something else a piece of clothing. i just don't wanna say it to cover my back just in case you know
Cant a mod end this charade? Im actually tired of this performance now, its gone from entertaining to just depressing to read. In a way we are all keeping it going, we are feeding this assholes desire to make it up by flaming and taunting him.
Honest to god, we dont believe a word of it, youve had your fun and really its pathetic to the point where I, like other question your age, maturity and how long you can keep this "tale" going before even you get sick of it!
Honest to god, we dont believe a word of it, youve had your fun and really its pathetic to the point where I, like other question your age, maturity and how long you can keep this "tale" going before even you get sick of it!
Okeeeeee dokeeee then.
While beau was off on holiday shopping and making love with Mariana, I was comforting the increasingly suspicious Angelina.
After having a good cry over beau, her glance fell upon my trousers, and the grapefruit sized lump of my aroused manhood, at which point she began to swoon. She begged me to make love to her with my "enormous lance of love" (her words). Well, as fate would have it, I'm currently nursing a rather nasty case of gonorrhea, and though my desire was raging, I felt it only fair to inform her of such. Imagine my surprise when that revelation only increased her passion! "Please give me your disease bodie, and the next time that cheating bastard beau rides me bareback, I will pass it along, unbeknownst, to him!"
And so the deed was done, and thus the trap is set
I think Mr. Douche aka beau_boy thinks this is his own personal FO Member Webcam Week.
She found a receipt from the Frederick's store in a little bag inside my car (f*ck I can not believe that happened!!!
No guy EVER buys lingerie for a casual friend, fucktard.
Okeeeeee dokeeee then.
While beau was off on holiday shopping and making love with Mariana, I was comforting the increasingly suspicious Angelina.
After having a good cry over beau, her glance fell upon my trousers, and the grapefruit sized lump of my aroused manhood, at which point she began to swoon. She begged me to make love to her with my "enormous lance of love" (her words). Well, as fate would have it, I'm currently nursing a rather nasty case of gonorrhea, and though my desire was raging, I felt it only fair to inform her of such. Imagine my surprise when that revelation only increased her passion! "Please give me your disease bodie, and the next time that cheating bastard beau rides me bareback, I will pass it along, unbeknownst, to him!"
And so the deed was done, and thus the trap is set
:1orglaugh
Don't confuse Lust and the emotions it sparks, and Love. They are worlds apart.
Just in case this wasn't mention before - Two weeks ago, I tested NEGATIVE in all the STD's exams. :thumbsup:
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
That's because you've never had sex, butt-mulch!
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Me and Angelina spent the night together. It was so great making out in my room living. It feels great doing it on the coach
Congratulations...now you're a man.
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