Improvements in Porn

[warman2442]

More high heels!

 

[the3rd]

Well I've been happy with the progression towards more production quality in porn, but there's always room for improvement.

More attention to framing the shot, camera angles, lighting, and sets.
More post-production value, which includes special effects, transitions, better cuts, etc.

If it is a porn movie, can we have some better writing please?

I agree with most of this as long as the makers realize what they are making is a porn movie and not an art film. Until they get George Lucas budgets, special effects in porn will always be lame.


Chicks who can make deepthroat sexy and not a freakshow. The quagging, choking, puddles of saliva or worse vomit have to go.

Pirates have been done, time for ninjas!

 

[calpoon]

More cowbell!

 

[lovejoy]

There are so many pop-ups of chat rooms, poker games etc. on the internet porn.

Also the pop-ups showed the girls in your town thinking I am a fool to pay credit card to show my ID and talk to the girls (actually an undercover cop waiting to nail you).

 

[BlueBalls]

There are so many pop-ups of chat rooms, poker games etc. on the internet porn.

Yes!!!


FUCK YOU LIVEJASMIN!!!


I hate you!!! Leave me alone!!!!

 

[gunslingingbird]

√ More passion and sensuality

You've been talking to Violator lately, haven't you?

 

[costporsche]

More MILF lesbian scenes. Less anal.

 

[broderic_randal]

What changes or additions would you customize to make existing porn, in general, better?

i would make myself a pornstar

 

[solidus32]

Well I've been happy with the progression towards more production quality in porn, but there's always room for improvement.

More attention to framing the shot, camera angles, lighting, and sets.
More post-production value, which includes special effects, transitions, better cuts, etc.

If it is a porn movie, can we have some better writing please?

"well i'm sorry the coen brothers don't direct your favorite porno"
---seth, superbad

i agree with you on the writing, but you aren't watching porn for the plot.

i think they should actually let the performers have sex instead of telling them to do this for how many minutes, then get into another common position. they should make it more natural, let em sweat.

 

[Stevie]

Agree with the director/camera man commentary. When sex is actually going on they shouldn't be saying a thing.

Why is a face shot of the male performer(s) ever needed?

Guys that make annoying noises are pathetic. They're meat, not actors, not stars, not shit. So shut up.

Less over-enthusiasm for sex. You have sex for a living, it can't be that great everytime.

I always found it funny when the girls comment on the size of the guy after she'd already done a bigger guy in a scene prior. Example being Lisa Sparxxx commenting on various caucasian men's penis sizes after already having done scenes with Blackzilla.

And for the girls, you're not Hollywood actors. An AVN award doesn't carry any weight in the real world. Getting a trophy for properly tonguing Stormy Daniels means jack shit to anyone outside "the industry."

 

[titsrock]

All I want is for the cameraman to STOP FILMING DOGGYSTYLE FROM THE BACK...where all we see are asses and thighs slapping...

Go back to the 90s..when there was more sideview and FRONT VIEW for doggystyle. Nothing beats a pair of titties swinging and today...most porn directors have the girl's head buried in the fucking couch and we're looking at the guy's asshole wink at us basically...

 

[hedonis]

Less over-enthusiasm for sex. You have sex for a living, it can't be that great everytime.

I understand where you're coming from, but who'd want to pay to see mundane sex acts? Part of porn is the excitement of the sex.

I can just see myself picking up a copy of "Disinterested housewives 9"

And if you want uninspired sex, track down one of the Paris Hilton vids.

H

 

[randymyers]

no viagra......if it dont make you hard, dont do it
in an A2M scene the ladeez shouldnt be allowed to wipe the cock/dildo first, its just not cricket.
porn on the National Health anyone?
on a serious note tho, i think slapping the chicks around is NOT needed - i watch porn with my GF and she understandably is not amused!

 

[SonOfSparda]

Also the pop-ups showed the girls in your town .

I saw one showing a .gif of Ricki White, could you make it anymore obvious it's a scam?

 

[danielhurlbut]

1. Tell the guy running the camera to do this one thing- Shut the Fuck Up. (You are "behind the scenes", so don't be IN the scenes, especially with riveting and compelling input like "You like sucking that cock? Huh?"



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I believe this is the most understated thing about porn. like seriously, why the fuck is that guy talking? The 'PornPros' website camera guy has a terrible time with this. That group of sites is kinda sub-par anyway, i got a subscription for it for just a month and that was enough.

 

[T_C]

Less tattoos, less implants.

Yeah I agree. Well for implants it depends on how big they are. If they're medium to a bit over medium that's find but gigantic or large implants are a turn off.

 

[Stevie]

I understand where you're coming from, but who'd want to pay to see mundane sex acts? Part of porn is the excitement of the sex.

I can just see myself picking up a copy of "Disinterested housewives 9"

And if you want uninspired sex, track down one of the Paris Hilton vids.

H

I'm not saying make it mundane, but when a girl sits on a guy and acts like it's the first time ever, it's kind of stupid. The excitement of porn is good, but when it's too loud, too unbelievable, then it's ruining the scene.

 

[solidus32]

Yeah I agree. Well for implants it depends on how big they are. If they're medium to a bit over medium that's find but gigantic or large implants are a turn off.

true, but it also depends on how good the girl looks before she actually gets implants. take lela star for example, hot as fuck before she got implants, and now she just looks like every other big boobed brunette taking a dick. and then you have girls like nikki benz, makeup and implants do wonders and have definitely made her very hot.

 

[Sab]

"well i'm sorry the coen brothers don't direct your favorite porno"
---seth, superbad

i agree with you on the writing, but you aren't watching porn for the plot.

i think they should actually let the performers have sex instead of telling them to do this for how many minutes, then get into another common position. they should make it more natural, let em sweat.

Thats true on the plot, but if they decide to put it in there, they can't half-ass it. Either get it right or take it out.

 

[Hot Mega]

I don't know if this would an improvement but I wonder what it would look like if a scene or movie was converted to cartoon effect using Toonit (Charles Schwab commercials where real actors are animated).

I would like to see multiple angles on the screen at the same time or the ability to choose the angle.