I'm Gonna Try and Nail My CoWorker

TOTAL MILF. and huge fucking tits...can't tell if they are real or fake, they were tucked away underneath her top with a plunging neck line showing her massive mounds.

she's kinda new, she just got transfered to my floor but like way on the other side, so today was the first day i saw her. we won't see much of each other at work, so i don't think any work-drama awkward moments will arise out of it.

but i just graduated school and am working and she is probably like, early 40s and hopefully craving some young meat.

and she passed the left hand search...no ring.

i'll keep you guys posted.
 

bigbadbrody

Banned
i don't suggest this, it will fuck up your work environment
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
i just started working with a couple of cute girls myself. one looks like an ex of mine, the other actually does to now that i think about it. ones in her mid-high 30s maybe, the other barely legal i think. do share what happens with you!
 
You know, the ring test doesn't always work. There's people who have different beliefs and don't use a ring to symbolize that they're married.
 
i have to go out of my way to see her, and im already getting promoted to another floor. there's like hundreds of employees so i dont think anything bad will happen. i plan on leaving maybe in the future, like a year or so to go get my masters so who knows who long ill be there anyways.
 

bigbadbrody

Banned
if you fuck her you may be there shortrd than you want to be
 
... or your remaining time might seem longer than it will be.
 
I would say go for it. I have dated many co-workers in the past and it never caused me any problems. If anything, it earned me the respect of my male co-workers. Up until I met Becks, I always played the field and there wasn't a job where I didn't date at least one co-worker in fact. Of course I've never really been at a job that I wanted to do for the rest of my life, so there wasn't much risk.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Dating co-workers is a bad fucking idea. Take it from me. You fuck, break up, she starts dating someone else you work with, and the whole thing is an uncomfortable mess. I've been down that road too many times.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I've nailed co-workers in the past. One it got weird the next day, but the other it was like nothing happend at all! So, it's kinda hit or miss.
 
I have to agree with the others, here. I've done this once, and it led to misery. You two are working there, doing jobs at the same place. If you end up nailing her, that's going to create a whole new level of things. What at first will be exciting, and may even last for a little while, is going to lead to a workplace tension which is just unbearable.

And don't think your co-workers won't know what's going on.

And really? A "left hand test"? My wife doesn't always wear hers during the summer because it gets uncomfy. I used to not wear mine at work because, as a cop, I didn't want bad guys knowing I had a wife.

Bad idea- don't do it. Unless you quit, then hit that thang...

H

ps- I just had to add this: Your notion that she may be craving young meat may be a dangerous thought YOU are projecting onto her because YOU want some experienced "meat". Be careful with that, before you announce your intentions to her and suffer a great deal of embarrassment.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
i hooked up with my co-workers girlfriend once. was with for for quite awhile actually. he was such a pussy he didnt even do anything about it. once he came up to me and asked me to give him some more time to work things out with her. i was like, yeah right dude and went on eating my burger. she eventually kicked him out and i moved in.
 
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