I'm getting old.
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Will I feel 1.6x older than I do now?
So I assume you do the same as I do...tell everyone it's the anniversary of your '29th birthday' every year :rofl2: :rofl2:
That's alright. Museums are neat.
Welcome back Sparks!!!
No. It's when things start to sag.
Oh, and your pubic hair turns grey.
And you have more than three types of ointment in your cabinet.
maybe Dapper Dan or FOP would be better :1orglaugh
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"Pomade Vendor: I can get the part from Bristol. It'll take two weeks, here's your pomade.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Two weeks? That don't do me no good.
Pomade Vendor: Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.
Pomade Vendor: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Pomade Vendor: Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere! "
You'll suddenly start to feel the urge to play bingo. You can fight that by making a few nice macramé plant hangers.
Also, dinner is not served at 4:30 at the Old Country Buffet. Don't believe it.
Also, dinner is not served at 4:30 at the Old Country Buffet. Don't believe it.
You thinking about hair plugs yet?
You should probably get a mold of your teeth made now, so that next year, when you need the dentures, they can make them look natural.
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