I'm getting old.

[gunslingingbird]

Just lather me up with with Ben Gay.

Once upon a time, back when I was young and dumb, and I played football, a few guys and I opened another guy's locker and put Ben Gay in his jock. Later that day I almost felt sorry for the poor guy; he was on the ground, writhing ariund in pain. Ah, the memories of youth.

I'm a dapper dan man, myself.

Well, we don't carry Dapper Dan; we carry Fop. If you want Dapper Dan I can order it. It'll be here in about 2 weeks.

Oh , and Geritol.

How about some Fuckitol instead?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Hope you like reading glasses.

And saggy man boobs.

Just sayin'

 

[Sparky Shortz]

That's where they steal the salt & pepper shakers off the tables :rofl2:

Furr's Cafeteria or Luby's?

 

[Sparky Shortz]

or 40 + 13...damn :eek:

You're 25 and you feel old? Man wait till you're 40.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Stock up on Barry Manilow 8-tracks.

Put away your Hennessey. Buy gallons of tomato juice.

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Lucky you...now you can start wearing women's underwear because you won't need any room for that shriveled 1" dick and ball sack :rofl2: :rofl2:

 

[ThatRedWing]

Look ya little whippersnapper let me tell you about feeling old..........Dammit Dad just because we let you visit from the home for a couple of hours doesn't mean you can hijack my computer.



Oh yeah what he said.

 

[PirateKing]

Youre all old in fact. You guys should be ashamed for cramping my style with your oldness. Ewwww! old people! You'll never be as cool as my generation thats for sure. You should all just give up.

 

[jod0565]

Lawrence Welk will be your new friend.

 

[roronoa3000]

Youre all old in fact. You guys should be ashamed for cramping my style with your oldness. Ewwww! old people! You'll never be as cool as my generation thats for sure. You should all just give up.

:thumbsup:

I have a time machine I could let you old people borrow for Clay Aiken tickets.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

That's alright. Museums are neat.

Man, you are old.

Hey wait... I'm older...

 

[roronoa3000]

Man, you are old.

Hey wait... I'm older...

You old people are useless. Hopefully Obama hurries up with the death panels.

 

[PirateKing]

You old people are useless. Hopefully Obama hurries up with the death panels.

oh dear.....your joke is probably going to give Hellraiser a reason to go on a rant about neocons again. brace yourself.

 

[hiropro]

I`m getting older and i fucking hate it.I want my money back.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Brylcreem, bud.

little dab will do you!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

You're only feeling old because you haven't had a yummy delicious Lunchable today.

 

[Embryoyo]

Don't worry, buddy. Chicks dig older guys.

You've still got the "stuff."

It's kinda funny, but really.. It's true... The older you get, the easier it is to get younger women.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

You old people are useless. Hopefully Obama hurries up with the death panels.

Whuss that sonny boy?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Bad news, folks. STDiva just broke a hip. He was reaching for the Ben Gay ointment to sooth his aching body, fell out of his recliner, and landed on the water glass containing his teeth.

He's accepting fruit baskets in his hospital room.

 

[STDiva]

Bad news, folks. STDiva just broke a hip. He was reaching for the Ben Gay ointment to sooth his aching body, fell out of his recliner, and landed on the water glass containing his teeth.

He's accepting fruit baskets in his hospital room.

I prefer fruit flavoured yogurt. With some tenderizer. That yogurt can be hard on my makeshift teeth.