I'm getting old.

[STDiva]

This is the oldest I've ever been.

 

[lurkingdirk]

no, THIS is the oldest you've ever been.

 

[STDiva]

no, THIS is the oldest you've ever been.

Holy Cronopolis Dirk. You're right!!!!:eek:

 

[BlueBalls]

No it isn't

 

[lurkingdirk]

Don't worry, buddy. Chicks dig older guys.

You've still got the "stuff."

 

[STDiva]

Don't worry, buddy. Chicks dig older guys.

You've still got the "stuff."

Just throw on the Aqua Velva and I'm good to go.

 

[Smallville417]

I just started feeling old over the last year or so.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Get off of my lawn!!!!!!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Just throw on the Aqua Velva and I'm good to go.

Aqua Velva? Damn, man. You're young!

Just lather me up with with Ben Gay.

 

[sporty_carr]

I stopped having birthdays at 29.

Its magic.

 

[STDiva]

Aqua Velva? Damn, man. You're young!

Just lather me up with with Ben Gay.

:eek:

 

[jod0565]

Brylcreem, bud.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm a dapper dan man, myself.

 

[STDiva]

Bryl-creem, a little dab'll do ya,
Use more, only if you dare,
But watch out,
The gals will all pursue ya,--
They'll love to put their fingers through your hair.

Bryl-creem, a little dab'll do ya,
Bryl-creem, you'll look so debonair.
Bryl-creem, the gals will all pursue ya,
They'll love to RUN their fingers through your hair.

 

[jod0565]

Oh , and Geritol.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Don't forget One-a-day Silver!

And start driving slower.

 

[BlueBalls]

U ppl iz old, I r can't believe I iz hangin bout wit u bitchez.








You see, I'm hip.......

 

[jod0565]

Be prepared to ba called a Q-Tip!

 

[lurkingdirk]

U ppl iz old, I r can't believe I iz hangin bout wit u bitchez.








You see, I recently broke my hip.......

Fixed. :thumbsup:

 

[Sparky Shortz]

You got that right :nanner:

Don't worry, buddy. Chicks dig older guys.

You've still got the "stuff."