I'm about to give my missus a good hard arsefucking...

[TheOrangeCat]

Ha. It also pretty much guarantees he'll get to arsefuck her at least occasionally. :1orglaugh

Or the other way around .....

 

[JaySango]

Bree Olson[/URL][/B], post: 5251605, member: 370964"]This thread is full of win.

Haha, getting this from Bree Olson is practically a blessing to assfuck your wife! I want Bree's blessing to assfuck girls too!

 

[vodkazvictim]

Feel the Greek.

I did

Her vagina smells so badly he actually had sex with that instead of her anus. Simple mistake when your woman does not bathe nor let it air out every now and again.

You have no idefa how clean the Greeks are, do you? *tuts* :thefinger:

If vodka actually gets laid before I do between now and all of 2011...I will quit this thread forever. :anonymous

She forgot her pill two days in a row last wee, so I'm only on BJs, etc for a while

You better hurry and get someone drunk, Vodka could be driving through the red light district as we speak.

I don't drink and drive. Ergo I don't drive

You're happy you got her arse but maybe she didn't feel anything.

We're not all blessed with the ability to make anal painless for a gal like you are mate, see earlier in the thread: She bled.

Sorry I must get up to speed with these 21st century life styles, I'd just imagined you as a swaggering vodka soaked playboy, a bit of a dandy so to speak! Never tied down to just one women

Bit of a dandy? If by that you mean pussy/faggot, then yeah... Lol.
But seriously, Trident1's comment below is 100% accurate. I'm trying to get her to try 3somes, but it's a long haul.

He's with a Greek woman which means Vodka is wrapped around her finger and will obey everything she tells him to do or else. Never get on the wrong side with a Slavic or Greek woman..............you'll wish you'd never been born.

^^100% True.

And they say Redheads are bad :horse:

Last redhead I enjoyed was highly enjoyable and no problem at all. and EE cup . And made the mistake of raising the wraith of the Greek :eek: .
She hasn't made that mistake since.

making herself look good?
when she's presentable?
presentable?
presentable!

those 2 sentences dont exactly tell us that she's a raving beauty.
strangely, due to that description plus the high quality women ive been with and am with i dont feel envious.

So you're telling me that before you go to bed you don't do your hair, put on fragrance, sexy bedclothes and wash yourself? Because I do, and she does, and that's what I meant by that.
If you have no idea about making yourself suitably presentable (IE as ravishing as possible) then this could clarify why you're always moaning that the Latinas around you are going with skinny little creeps and not you.

Of course, I could also be dead wrong and it could simply be a case of a dry spell for you :dunno:

Fucking truth.....my life sucked bad for a solid year.....never again.

Slavic gals, ooooh, not a damn chance! I've had mates suffer that hell...

Ha. It also pretty much guarantees he'll get to arsefuck her at least occasionally. :1orglaugh

Sadly it doesn't - she hates anal.

Or the other way around .....

More likely.

Haha, getting this from Bree Olson is practically a blessing to assfuck your wife! I want Bree's blessing to assfuck girls too!

Maybe I can ask Bree to stand in for the missus's arse since the missus hates it... Oh Bree....

 

[Red Spyder]

Yeah? Well, I'm just about to hit 7th prestige in MW2, so there! :tongue:

 

[Namreg]

i just ate fries, with low-fat mayo. delicious.