I'm about to give my missus a good hard arsefucking...
- Thread starter vodkazvictim
- Start date
-
- Tags
- who gives a shit?
Her vagina smells so badly he actually had sex with that instead of her anus. Simple mistake when your woman does not bathe nor let it air out every now and again.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Well, there's another mental image that will take $100s in therapy to get rid of ....
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Pics or it didn't happen.
You are unable to get laid for if you are to do that it will bring on the prophecy of 2012!!!
Go into hiding.
PirateKing
█▀█▀█ █ █
You better hurry and get someone drunk, Vodka could be driving through the red light district as we speak.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Red XXX
Official Checked Star Member
Sorry I must get up to speed with these 21st century life styles, I'd just imagined you as a swaggering vodka soaked playboy, a bit of a dandy so to speak! Never tied down to just one womenI don't have a wife. Why don't you cum see me & the missus rather than getting me to relay messages?
Why do you find it so shocking that I have a woman in my life anyways?
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Sorry I must get up to speed with these 21st century life styles, I'd just imagined you as a swaggering vodka soaked playboy, a bit of a dandy so to speak! Never tied down to just one women
I know. It's like only having one dildo.
So unexpectedly de rigueur for one baptised in the water of life ...:tongue:
Sorry I must get up to speed with these 21st century life styles, I'd just imagined you as a swaggering vodka soaked playboy, a bit of a dandy so to speak! Never tied down to just one women
He's with a Greek woman which means Vodka is wrapped around her finger and will obey everything she tells him to do or else. Never get on the wrong side with a Slavic or Greek woman..............you'll wish you'd never been born.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
He's with a Greek woman which means Vodka is wrapped around her finger and will obey everything she tells him to do or else. Never get on the wrong side with a Slavic or Greek woman..............you'll wish you'd never been born.
Or Latinas. They throw things, and cut tender things off while you sleep :eek:
(However, Chica is a goddess)
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
She's upstairs making herself look good for the bedroom right now.
When she's presentable I'll go up, wash and then enjoy putting my cock in her arse.
I'll report back later with a big grin on my ugly mug
The rest of you enjoy sitting on your computers while I arsefuck a lovely lady :tongue:
making herself look good?
when she's presentable?
presentable?
presentable!
those 2 sentences dont exactly tell us that she's a raving beauty.
strangely, due to that description plus the high quality women ive been with and am with i dont feel envious.
PirateKing
█▀█▀█ █ █
Damn, now I know why he said that she needed time to make herself look good.I found a picture of vodka with his girlfriend :eeew:
I wonder how many homeless men did payed to ejaculate on the doll before he got hard. :elaugh:
PirateKing
█▀█▀█ █ █
Fixed. I take my grammar slips very seriously.
Never get on the wrong side with a Slavic or Greek woman..............you'll wish you'd never been born.
Fucking truth.....my life sucked bad for a solid year.....never again.
xfire
New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Ha. It also pretty much guarantees he'll get to arsefuck her at least occasionally. :1orglaugh