If you ran out of toilet paper, what would you use?

If you ran out of toilet paper, what would you use?

  • nothing! i can live without cleaning my ass...

    Votes: 3 3.9%
  • hand/fingers

    Votes: 4 5.2%
  • clothes (shirt, socks, underwear, hat)

    Votes: 16 20.8%
  • used toilet paper from the garbage can

    Votes: 7 9.1%
  • scarf

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • paper (notebook, book)

    Votes: 18 23.4%
  • other (please post)

    Votes: 38 49.4%

  • Total voters
    77
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The Terrible Towel my grampa gave me as a joke. A cruel, mean spirited joke.



Go Bucs (at least win one!)
 
If in a public restroom, I would ask the person in the next stall if they could "Spare a square". :D
 

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If your in a public bathroom and you have no toilet paper then stick your hand through the hole in the wall. Someone will surely lick it off I garantee it! The guy on the other side will hit your hand with two bricks at full force. Trust me you'll be licking it off in no time to help with the pain.
 
I would quickly log on to FO's and print off one of my posts from one of of Baconsalt's old threads :eek::dunno::scream:flylicker
 
The one time this happened to me, I got into the shower after. SSS, after all. Always in order :thumbsup:
 
ive used pine needles and ivy(no, it wasnt the poison version) thanks to being a scout when i was younger.

and an empty 12 pack in the park during st pattys day here in SF.

but anything like newspaper, brown bag (no pun intended) works just fine if need absolutely be
 
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