If you ran out of toilet paper, what would you use?

[jtcarra]

jump in the shower

 

[Lonilover]

pretty logic, kitchen roll or Tissue !!

 

[loveakirayui]

To sweeten the pot I think you need to answer what would you use if there is no toilet paper in a public bathroom and you only realize that after you had a bowel movement.

Embarrassingly enough this has happened to me before in public twice. I ended up using underwear both times and just threw the underwear away.

If the scenario is at home then the answer just too simple.

 

[Facial_King]

A copy of Sarah Palin's book that I pulled out of the dumpster the other day...

Enough pages to get through a few bouts of the beer-shits!

 

[Kingfisher]

See, I'm smart. I carry one of those flushable single serving wetwipes. Mainly because the TP in my building is, well let's put it this way, I don't like putting my fingers in my shit.

 

[GregCentauro]

:dunno: I lick myself clean. Toilet paper is a waste of money and resources. I know they make it out of trees. I'm too afraid to catch a splinter.

 

[D-rock]

I would use the dried out husk of corn cobs.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Have you seen a dog drag his ass along the floor, pulling himself along?

That. I just hope I'm clean before I get back to my table at the restaurant. It would seriously suck to have to do a couple of laps before putting my trousers back on. And I'm pretty sure my date would have a few questions, and may be slightly put out by rings of poop surrounding our dinner table.

Am I right?

 

[roronoa3000]

Hundred dollar bills.
Im rich bitch!

No but really the pages from the Twilight saga. They were already shitty.

 

[nathan13]

ive had to use leaves before no big deal but please watch the poison ivy.

 

[The Joker]

My traffic citation.

 

[dadolfo]

my mom usually handles that for me.

 

[lechepicha]

Hundred dollar bills.
Im rich bitch!

No but really the pages from the Twilight saga. They were already shitty.

my mom usually handles that for me.

:rofl:

:rofl2:

rep to both :hatsoff:

 

[Straight Shooter]

 

[Hot Mega]

I would get my phone, clean out my bank account if need be to have someone find the author if this thread so I could use his/her face.
:wtf: I mean, the second thing you do before you plop your ass down to shit is check for tp. Isn't the exact SOP for taking a dump 1.) Lower the toilet seat. 2.) Check for tp. 3.) Drop trou. 4.) Get busy.:dunno:

 

[Hochimama]

Justin Bieber poster

 

[dblood]

probably newspaper

 

[wolverine83]

Shower curtain.

 

[Jane Burgess]

paper towel

 

[magicspore]

Why isnt water in the options?