If you had to be killed by any fictional character. ..

[wdoall]

Sean Dillon, from the Jack Higgins novels, a double tap to the heart with a walther ppk

 

[lurkingdirk]

It was a joke. When Merlin yells, you shall not pass! ! Have you even read Harry Potter?

I have read Harry Potter, and it is Obi Wan who yells "you shall not pass" when the werewolves were coming.

 

[BCT]

I would want to be whacked by Joe Pesci aka Tommy Devito from Goodfellas.

 

[Elwood70]

I would want to be whacked by Joe Pesci aka Tommy Devito from Goodfellas.

Good thing you didn't say Jimmy Conway...

 

[L3ggy]

It was a joke. When Merlin yells, you shall not pass! ! Have you even read Harry Potter?

I have read Harry Potter, and it is Obi Wan who yells "you shall not pass" when the werewolves were coming.

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

OD'd on Sir Smoke-a-Lots Herijuana.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Christine from "The Girlfriend Experience" would cause me to die when my brain explodes due to the quality of her blow job.

 

[Johan]

Edward Cullen

Because this is not a vampire.

 

[John_8581]

I would want to be whacked by Joe Pesci aka Tommy Devito from Goodfellas.

by Richard Castellano's Clemenza saying The Lord's Prayer in the fishing boat... yes I'm talking about John Cazale's Fredo. :bowdown:

 

[abejarano12]

I'd be smothered to death while Anne Hathaway's Catwoman was queening me. Cold hard cash money to anyone who can arrange this.

I'll take that kind of death anyday.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Hit by an arrow loosed by Prince Herbert. (I got better.)

 

[bobjustbob]

Anything this guy thinks up.

 

[D-rock]

I pissed Gandalf off by smoking the last of the long bottom leaf, and he turned me to stone.

I don't think that would be possible. Gandalf doesn't really have much magical power to speak of. Maybe he could create a slightly bright light to blind you for a second and then stab you or move you softly a little distance with some telekinesis. Or maybe he could just cause you to die of rage when you both go on some very long arduous and dangerous mission, and he decides to bust out the giant eagles, the ones that could have made the trip in a day or so and skipped all that dangerous stuff from the beginning, at the end of it.

 

[Ari Dee]

Slowly please..

 

[mekhet]

Anton Chigurgh shoots me after I bang Kelly Mcdonald

 

[sean miguel]

I don't think that would be possible. Gandalf doesn't really have much magical power to speak of. Maybe he could create a slightly bright light to blind you for a second and then stab you or move you softly a little distance with some telekinesis. Or maybe he could just cause you to die of rage when you both go on some very long arduous and dangerous mission, and he decides to bust out the giant eagles, the ones that could have made the trip in a day or so and skipped all that dangerous stuff from the beginning, at the end of it.

^ this lol

 

[C.K. Lawrence]

Heh, nice thread, I like the Wile E. reference, that would be a bit of fun. . .

 

[288gto]

Dominic Toretto

 

[fatman0529]

any character played by clint eastwood, but preferably the man with no name

 

[Ulysses31]