If you had to be killed by any fictional character. ..

[STDiva]

Who/what would it be and how would they do it?

 

[Jeep!]

I'd be smothered to death while Anne Hathaway's Catwoman was queening me. Cold hard cash money to anyone who can arrange this.

 

[rivasky]

God would shoot me after he had caught me buttfucking his son.

 

[STDiva]

I'd be having rough but sensual sex with Velma in the back of the Mystery Machine. Scooby Doo would pop in, think I'm hurting his crime solving buddy and instinctively bite my throat, killing me by blood loss.

 

[bahodeme]

 

[xfire]

Sensei Kreese. No mercy, but it would be quick.

 

[Deepcover]

State Trooper Barrigan. The crazy fucker shot me in the elevator, totally unexpected, just when I was about to bring Sullivan over to the feds.

 

[alkidder]

this will do

On an unrelated note, I wonder if the Hells Labs Ironic Punishment Division is hiring

 

[georges]

Agent Smith, Bullet of cal 50ae in my forehead

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

The hot zombie chick from Cemetery Man can sink her teeth into me and haul me to the land of the undead.

 

[Chopper3000]

Any of the women in 'Sucker Punch'.

 

[sean miguel]

The Witch King Nazgul in the Lord of the Rings

I'd be just a random rider of rohan during the battle of Minas Tirith who foolishly provoked the nazgul leader by calling him "The Bitch King"

After he disentegrates my sword with his shout he stabs me with his fell blade and I black out. I wake up after the battle and am being tended to by my hot girlfriend Eowyn. She tends to my every need for nearly a week before I finally succumb to my injury and die, blissfully.

 

[L3ggy]

You wouldn't actually die, you'd just become a wraith yourself, nor would he be able to disintegrate your sword.

 

[sean miguel]

You wouldn't actually die, you'd just become a wraith yourself, nor would he be able to disintegrate your sword.

Oh yeah. As long as I still get to make it with Eowyn.

 

[L3ggy]

Whom is married to Faramir.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I pissed Gandalf off by smoking the last of the long bottom leaf, and he turned me to stone.

 

[STDiva]

i pissed gandalf off by smoking the last of the long bottom leaf, and he turned me to stone.

you did not pass

 

[Elwood70]

Jules Winnfield ;because I'd at least get to hear some badass speech.

...or Vincent Vega, because it'd be totally by accident/ surprise.

 

[lurkingdirk]

you did not pass

Oh, I passed. Into death.

 

[STDiva]

It was a joke. When Merlin yells, you shall not pass! ! Have you even read Harry Potter?