Well, depending on how many people they'd slept with, I'd either be buying a couple of cinder blocks or quite a few. Guaranteed, the men involved would be sleeping with the fishes.
Well mom, seeing that you are a great porn star there are few things you should know: I will find it hard to accept it, I think you should not be doing that, and can you get me in touch with Gianna Michaels? Please!? It can be my birthday AND Christmas gift!
The big two!?! Seriously! You'd be willing to forgo the big two? THE BIG TWO!?! It's insanity! Surely you have some sort of psychological problem, crime to confess or drug addiction that has taken control and warped your mind into thinking this way. :eek:
Are you really willing to make that kind of major life altering sacrifice for a . . . "girl" ?
The big two!?! Seriously! You'd be willing to forgo the big two? THE BIG TWO!?! It's insanity! Surely you have some sort of psychological problem, crime to confess or drug addiction that has taken control and warped your mind into thinking this way. :eek:
Are you really willing to make that kind of major life altering sacrifice for a . . . "girl" ?
Well, money makes us do things we don't think we're capable of..:dunno: With the economy in the shitter...difficult times call for difficult solutions..:weeping:
Well, money makes us do things we don't think we're capable of..:dunno: With the economy in the shitter...difficult times call for difficult solutions..:weeping:
Yes, someone's mother or sister is probably being split wide by Shane Diesel as we speak for a few hundred dollars. At least their cell phone bill, digital cable bill, and high speed internet bill all paid for another month! :tongue:
I actually drove my mom to a porn audition just recently. Doesn't bother me at all. It was something she always wanted to try. I am actually proud of her. .Go mom!!!