If you found out your mom/sister was a porn star....

[Ace Bandage]

Well, depending on how many people they'd slept with, I'd either be buying a couple of cinder blocks or quite a few. Guaranteed, the men involved would be sleeping with the fishes.

 

[lechepicha]

I'd ask them to take me on set (as long as they weren't shooting) so I could meet (and have sex with) some of the actresses (and actors).

amen to that!
:thumbsup:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Well mom, seeing that you are a great porn star there are few things you should know: I will find it hard to accept it, I think you should not be doing that, and can you get me in touch with Gianna Michaels? Please!? It can be my birthday AND Christmas gift!

 

[BlueBalls]

It can be my birthday AND Christmas gift!

The big two!?! Seriously! You'd be willing to forgo the big two? THE BIG TWO!?! It's insanity! Surely you have some sort of psychological problem, crime to confess or drug addiction that has taken control and warped your mind into thinking this way. :eek:

Are you really willing to make that kind of major life altering sacrifice for a . . . "girl" ?

Ewwwwwww! :lame:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

The big two!?! Seriously! You'd be willing to forgo the big two? THE BIG TWO!?! It's insanity! Surely you have some sort of psychological problem, crime to confess or drug addiction that has taken control and warped your mind into thinking this way. :eek:

Are you really willing to make that kind of major life altering sacrifice for a . . . "girl" ?

Ewwwwwww! :lame:

You want to take Gianna's place, big boy?

You can be my birthday gift! Your jealousy showed through the veil of the diatribe you posted... :o

 

[Shadowfax 10]

I wouldn't be too comfortable if my family member was a porn star, I think I be a bit red faced.:shocked:

 

[BlueBalls]

You want to take Gianna's place, big boy?

You can be my birthday gift! Your jealousy showed through the veil of the diatribe you posted... :o

Awww shucks whimsy :shy:

You've just made me the happiest girl in the world. :nanner:

 

[jobforacowboy2002]

i probably couldn't live with myself.They would be disowned.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Awww shucks whimsy :shy:

You've just made me the happiest girl in the world. :nanner:

And by time morning rolls around you will be the happiest woman in the world! :hatsoff:

 

[skechers]

i would j/o to them all night long!!!!!!!!!!

Win :1orglaugh

 

[titsrock]

I would be surprised because I don't think neither my mom or sisters are pornstar material.

Well, money makes us do things we don't think we're capable of..:dunno: With the economy in the shitter...difficult times call for difficult solutions..:weeping:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Well, money makes us do things we don't think we're capable of..:dunno: With the economy in the shitter...difficult times call for difficult solutions..:weeping:

Yes, someone's mother or sister is probably being split wide by Shane Diesel as we speak for a few hundred dollars. At least their cell phone bill, digital cable bill, and high speed internet bill all paid for another month! :tongue:

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

and in the morning i would make them both breakfast... creamed beef! with special sauce lulz

 

[Hard Guy]

I actually drove my mom to a porn audition just recently. Doesn't bother me at all. It was something she always wanted to try. I am actually proud of her. .Go mom!!!

 

[Excision]

I wouldn't be happy to be honest but what could you do?

 

[Jack Davenport]

I'd become their agent.

 

[DrSoles]

I would say it's about time you start getting paid for something you've been doing for free. Now give me my cut of the money. LOL.