If you could punch anyone in the face...

Maggie Green

Official Checked Star Member
No one, unless I was being defensive. I mean yes there are lots of child predators, murderers, etc that it would be great to see them get what's coming to them and more (hence me trying to get into the police), but aside from them I see no reason to really want to hit someone unless they come after you.

Oh have some fun with it.. Not saying you'd really do it but who pisses you the fuck off in a bad way?
 
Oh have some fun with it.. Not saying you'd really do it but who pisses you the fuck off in a bad way?

In person? Hmmm I dunno if there is anyone to push me that much. I get annoyed haha, but I dunno about violent. I've punched people in hockey, but that's different. I'll think on it :)

As for celebrities, off the top of my head, Jimmy Fallon, Jamie Foxx, Seth Rogen and if a girl wanted to hit her for me, Nicki Minaj (of course).
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
No one, unless I was being defensive. I mean yes there are lots of child predators, murderers, etc that it would be great to see them get what's coming to them and more (hence me trying to get into the police), but aside from them I see no reason to really want to hit someone unless they come after you.

You have such a "hard", strong body, but such a soft, creamy-wheemy, fuzzy-wuzzy inside! :lovecoupl
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
The next person that asks me if I know that smoking is bad for my health.

+1

Anyone who's ever sexually assaulted a child.

A punch in the face ain't gonna do it. For that crime, they should have to watch as their dick and balls are cut off and crammed down their throat.

damn right, not just a punch in face, but more, like dragging down the road while he's tied on a car

I prefer burying them alive or this:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism. This way they have "me" time to think about what they did wrong. ;).

So, then sexually assaulting adults is okay?
 
Nobody comes to mind at the moment.
 
James Bitchboy Deen
 
Russell Brand, cos he's an annoying, untalented, walking petri dish.

Dickheads who can't drive for shit.

People who insist on paying more attention to their fucking iPods, smartphones or any other electronic device rather than where they are walking on busy streets. Watch where you are going you fucking tools, rather than assuming everyone else can just move out of YOUR way. Probably the same people, but those who decide everyone on the train or bus, would like to hear their shit music, at all, let alone loudly. If you're so tech savvy, who come you haven't heard of HEAD PHONES! Rude cunts.

Oh btw I assumed I get to punch more than one person :p
 
Hmm...toss up between Roald and Anders.

You could always like them up and have one standing right behind the other. That way when you punched one the other's head would smack back into the person behind them. You could get a twofer that way. :1orglaugh


Seriously though I don't want to punch anybody in the face. I just want people to quit doing things that would make me ever feel that way.
 

Maggie Green

Official Checked Star Member
Russell Brand, cos he's an annoying, untalented, walking petri dish.

Dickheads who can't drive for shit.

People who insist on paying more attention to their fucking iPods, smartphones or any other electronic device rather than where they are walking on busy streets. Watch where you are going you fucking tools, rather than assuming everyone else can just move out of YOUR way. Probably the same people, but those who decide everyone on the train or bus, would like to hear their shit music, at all, let alone loudly. If you're so tech savvy, who come you haven't heard of HEAD PHONES! Rude cunts.

Oh btw I assumed I get to punch more than one person :p

I go crazy when people aren't paying attention to their surroundings. And when they can't return shopping carts to the cart corral. Lazy!
 
I go crazy when people aren't paying attention to their surroundings. And when they can't return shopping carts to the cart corral. Lazy!

Especially when it's only like 20-30 feet away. But it's ok, that cart (we call them trolleys here) might roll and hit someone's car but as long as it's not their own why would they care? No wonder heart disease is a problem, if people are too lazy to push something 30 feet ffs.

Maybe we should make a youtube video called "Shootout at the Cart Corral"? You be the star and I'll be the camera guy, deal? ;P
 

C.K. Lawrence

Closed Account
Gary Bettmnan's the best name I've heard thus far... I'll give Tyson a knock just to get a mean once in a lifetime licking... why not.
 
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