January 1970-Discreetly warn my soon-to-be parents what the fuck they're in for.
February 1970 At the start of Spring Training,bet anything I can that the Baltimore Orioles will win the World Series in 5
September 17,1970-Make sure Jimi doesn't take the goddamn sleeping pill,and just sleeps it off (on his side)
October 13-15 See the last three games of the World Series at Memorial Stadium.
October 16-Discreetly wish my sister a happy birthday,and collect my winnings
October 17-Pay cash for a brand-new 1971 Buick GSX 455 Stage 1 4-speed (Unless they have a used '70 on the lot-if they do,buy that instead).
-Get a P.O Box,and pay the fees in advance-for 40 years.
October 18-Put the car in long-term storage
1971:See Aerosmith at Max's Kansas City
1971 "Duane,watch out for the fucking truck....trust me"
1972: Three letters: STP
1972:"Berry,go to the fucking hospital.....trust me."
Jan.1973

lace bets with anyone in Vegas that will listen that in 6yrs.an actor that no one has even heard of yet will have the #1 TV show,movie,and album on the charts simultaneously in the U.S.-on his 30th birthday (January 24,1979)
1974 See Aerosmith at a club in Ocean City MD,as the opening act.Leave when "headliners" come onstage (KISS).
October 11,1975-Make sure I'm in the studio audience for the premiere of Saturday Night (Live)
1975 Follow The Rolling Stones entire tour across America.
July 7-9,1976-Go see Lynyrd Skynyrd at the Fox theatre in Atlanta,Georgia.
April 16,1977:Thanks,Brooks
October 19,1977 "Guys,DO NOT get on the fucking plane...trust me."-resort to violence if necessary.
1978-Go to a real Toga Party at the University of Maryland.
January 24,1979:Collect my winnings,and put them-double or nothing-on a new bet:that a current player in the Baltimore Orioles' farm system will break Lou Gehrigs' consecutive-games played record on September 6,1995.
-Give them a valid address to send my winnings in 1995 (The P.O. Box I got in '70)
Come back,pick up my winnings,and my brand-new 1970 Buick,and the rest is for a whole 'nother thread.....