If you could go back in time...

would you, first of all.

then if you did, anything special to see, experience, witness?

personally id go back to either the 20's, to see if i could get into the mob/booze running biz or at least meet Capone.

or the 40's, to either witness or take part in the war.

and yea, a thread like this exists, but its from '06.

well ladies and germs?
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I'd go back in time to when BlueBalls was conceived. I just HAVE to know what spawned him, you know? I HAVE to.

Also, I want to see his mom's boobies.
 
I would like to go back to the 1880s and follow the development my hometown decade by decade to the 1960s.
Other than that my timetravelling would only have popcultural reasons.
 
I would like to go back to the 1880s and follow the development my hometown decade by decade to the 1960s.
Other than that my timetravelling would only have popcultural reasons.

such as what? i know that id personally love to see the Rat Pack do a show in vegas
 

turtle825

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
I'm more interested in exploring different dimensions/realities (i.e. Sliders)

But, if I were to use time travel, I could use it to solve a lot of unsolved crime cases.
 
Living the life as a gentleman in Victorian London wouldnt be bad for a while, obviously avoiding the poor and needy and men in top hats who like to kill prostitutes, but apart from that...would be good. Then just seeing my favourite bands at their peak mainly Dylan with The Hawks in 66, then in 75 with the Rolling Thunder Revue and a 70's show with The Band
 
I'd go back and 'invent" the Snugee. Than I'd make a throne built out of gold bars and laugh at anybody who buys one. Or maybe I'd go back to 1942 and "invent" the AK47 for the US military. Just so I could come back and buy a semi-auto Colt M42 or whatever it'd go on to be named.

The real answer is that I'm happy with right now. Any fantasy I have about the past would be ruined by the reality of it. Ancient Greece would just be full of smelly people spending their days doing tasks we now consider easy do to technology. If I went back to witness Genghis Khan, I'd probably be killed, taken as a slave or I'd die being on the run from mongols until I die.

Even if you could go back to some ancient time and be seen as a God due to your modern age knowledge, the women would all have hairy legs and a full bush and the food would be ghastly. We have it pretty damn good here in 2009.
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
January 1970-Discreetly warn my soon-to-be parents what the fuck they're in for.

February 1970 At the start of Spring Training,bet anything I can that the Baltimore Orioles will win the World Series in 5

September 17,1970-Make sure Jimi doesn't take the goddamn sleeping pill,and just sleeps it off (on his side)

October 13-15 See the last three games of the World Series at Memorial Stadium.

October 16-Discreetly wish my sister a happy birthday,and collect my winnings

October 17-Pay cash for a brand-new 1971 Buick GSX 455 Stage 1 4-speed (Unless they have a used '70 on the lot-if they do,buy that instead).

-Get a P.O Box,and pay the fees in advance-for 40 years.

October 18-Put the car in long-term storage

1971:See Aerosmith at Max's Kansas City

1971 "Duane,watch out for the fucking truck....trust me"

1972: Three letters: STP

1972:"Berry,go to the fucking hospital.....trust me."

Jan.1973:place bets with anyone in Vegas that will listen that in 6yrs.an actor that no one has even heard of yet will have the #1 TV show,movie,and album on the charts simultaneously in the U.S.-on his 30th birthday (January 24,1979)

1974 See Aerosmith at a club in Ocean City MD,as the opening act.Leave when "headliners" come onstage (KISS).

October 11,1975-Make sure I'm in the studio audience for the premiere of Saturday Night (Live)

1975 Follow The Rolling Stones entire tour across America.

July 7-9,1976-Go see Lynyrd Skynyrd at the Fox theatre in Atlanta,Georgia.

April 16,1977:Thanks,Brooks

October 19,1977 "Guys,DO NOT get on the fucking plane...trust me."-resort to violence if necessary.

1978-Go to a real Toga Party at the University of Maryland.

January 24,1979:Collect my winnings,and put them-double or nothing-on a new bet:that a current player in the Baltimore Orioles' farm system will break Lou Gehrigs' consecutive-games played record on September 6,1995.

-Give them a valid address to send my winnings in 1995 (The P.O. Box I got in '70) :D

Come back,pick up my winnings,and my brand-new 1970 Buick,and the rest is for a whole 'nother thread.....
 

lechepicha

Prince of the Rotten Milk
would shut the fuck up!

my tongue has get me in a lot of trouble...

THINK BEFORE YOU TALK, YOU IDIOT!
 
ive actually always thought what would happen if you went back, while taking weapons from any war to the one directly before it. for me itd have to be an American war, and American weapons

say, WW2 to WW1.
or hell, Gulf war to Vietnam.

imagine the possibilities. the lives saved etc.
 
would you, first of all.

then if you did, anything special to see, experience, witness?

personally id go back to either the 20's, to see if i could get into the mob/booze running biz or at least meet Capone.

or the 40's, to either witness or take part in the war.

and yea, a thread like this exists, but its from '06.

well ladies and germs?
So basically you want to work for criminals or be a soldier? You can do that without going back in time! :confused:
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Watch Larson's perfect game.
Watch the Beatles play on the rooftop.
Watch Satchel throw a few pitches to Josh.
Watch Lindy take off and land.
Watch Apollo 11 blast off and splash down.
 
would shut the fuck up!

my tongue has get me in a lot of trouble...

THINK BEFORE YOU TALK, YOU IDIOT!

Well, we have one dick and one mouth precisely because those two things can get you in trouble faster than anything else.:2 cents:
 
if i could go back in time an remember the lotto numbers of a huge lotto,that nobody won!!!..i'd hit it up..i know im not the only one:glugglug:
 
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