If You Could Blow Yourself, Would You? & If A Girl, Eat your puss?

[winesnob]

I tried when I was a teen. Couldnt quite get there to make it worthwhile.
I'm not sure the enjoyment would have made it worthwhile.

Now if I had a hot chick like Vanessa cheering me on to do it, I might have been more inspired

 

[PlumpRump]

If I could blow myself, I would, but I would have to try my best to control and minimize the frequency with which I did so. Because I know that, like masturbating, the quality of anything I can do to myself cannot be surpassed by someone else. So its kind of a double edged sword.

If one could blow themselves they could get a beej whenever they wanted, which sounds great in theory. But in reality then, blowjobs would be just the same as hand jobs, as you could have it done, the way you like it, anytime you like, ultimately making it less desireable and less fulfilling were someone else to do it for you. I don't know about anyone else, but I don't fantasize about getting handjobs because I can give myself a pretty decent one whenever I want. Even if I did fantasize about HJs, I'd just go and jerk myself off, fantasy fulfilled.

If I could blow myself, and I were to do so as consistently as I masturbate, the allure and sacredness of the blowjob would be gone. I wouldn't want to go through life without fantasizing about the potential for getting a nice BJ, and if I could blow myself I would have to have a lot of self-discipline to make sure that I didn't overdo it and eventually end up lumping the almighty BJ in with the lowly "handy."

 

[mrtrebus]

I'd probably give it a go :dunno:

What was I thinking? :dunno:

 

[Shifty]

Does anyone know why dogs lick themselves? :dunno:

 

[Moonchild22]

Does anyone know why dogs lick themselves? :dunno:

Why not?

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

I like receiving blow jobs. I would not enjoy giving one - even to myself.

The answer is "no".

 

[~~whimsy~~]

No.

Though wouldn't it be funny if someone gave himself herpes around the mouth for doing it? Hmmm~~~

Doctor: So where did you get this case of herpes from?

Patient: Myself during an auto-erotic blow job session on a Thursday night after I ate my microwave dinner and watched the Golden Girls.

 

[Justanothergirl]

no way!

 

[lechepicha]

definitely NOT.

 

[doom_megaupload]

No.

Though wouldn't it be funny if someone gave himself herpes around the mouth for doing it? Hmmm~~~

Doctor: So where did you get this case of herpes from?

Patient: Myself during an auto-erotic blow job session on a Thursday night after I ate my microwave dinner and watched the Golden Girls.

That would be funny xD

 

[vodkazvictim]

This gal can lick her puss;

http://pornxmature.com/tgps/g1002/hun.html

;-)

 

[bicurious guy]

but of course... wouldnt everyone?, I might not go around advertising the fact. But yeah, might not ever leave the house.

 

[bustybbwlover]

now no i wouldn't...during my teenage years tho chances are it probably would of happened...but i knew where my dad hid his porn so i always had that to work with so maybe not

 

[Shifty]

No, and I've never tried to either. :o

 

[Kellyerikson]

I keep trying to do it..One day I will succeed LOL

 

[anairhead999]

Yeah I would have to try it if that was possible